Bella Hadid is boring as f%ck! Besides her face being reconstructed, she is expressionless and makes no sense why any magazine would put her on their cover and focus on it. Chick needs to learn how to smile with her eyes and stop looking like a corpse.
As much as I think Lais Ribeiro is a hot piece, I am surprised that Maxim Magazine put her on the cover. No disrespect to Lais, but I haven’t done one post on her in over a year, which means she is not that relevant to men now and I feel by looking through her Instagram she is catering to a female crowd which is smart on her end, since there is more money in that. All that being said, Maxim is a thing of the past and they should hire me to revive their magazine.
I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… It looks like Maxim Magazine is now a women’s mag. I think they must have been bought out or something. Because judging from the latest issue, they’re no longer catering to men. Or at least, to real men who like sexy girls. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Elsa Hosk is hot. But with Playboy no longer doing nudity and Maxim no longer doing sexy photoshoots, it looks like men will just have to resort to using the Internet to get their fix… Like they have been for the last 15 years.
Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst… It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard.. I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand. I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that. Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…
Here’s Jonanna Krupa at the The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere party with her douche fiance/boyfriend/whatever the script of the show wants them to be. If I sound jealous it’s because I am. I’ve been working Joanna on Twitter for a long time and back in the day I’d get a response, but not any more now that she’s a “housewife. It’s sad because all I wanted was to be friends with Jo and maybe once in a while “accidentally” touch her boobs. I guess the only way for that to happen now, is for them to cast me in the show, which obviously would be the smartest thing for them to do. Call me.
Here’s Jonanna Krupa at the The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere party with her douche fiance/boyfriend/whatever the script of the show wants them to be. If I sound jealous it’s because I am. I’ve been working Joanna on Twitter for a long time and back in the day I’d get a response, but not any more now that she’s a “housewife. It’s sad because all I wanted was to be friends with Jo and maybe once in a while “accidentally” touch her boobs. I guess the only way for that to happen now, is for them to cast me in the show, which obviously would be the smartest thing for them to do. Call me.
I’ve always had a major crush on Joanna Krupa , so when I heard she was dating some douche-looking guy with a name like Romain Zago, it pissed me off immensely. And now seeing her try on a wedding dress, I’m questioning if God even exists! Anyway, I hope she doesn’t actually go through with it just for the sake of that stupid reality TV show ‘Real Housewives’ because we all know that it’ll never work. Joanna and the salad man have been on and off throughout the years and you know that’s never a good sign for a healthy long term relationship. Trust me, I didn’t get a masters degree in relationship psychology for nothing.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Stacy Keibler , mostly because once she started dating Clooney, she also stopped dressing sexy. And here she is at the grand opening of the Escada flagship store, whatever that is, looking all classy and nice again, without even a hint of cleavage. If it wasn’t for the leg show, I’d hardly even recognize her anymore. It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something. I know that the Stacy I used to love is still in there somewhere, she just needs to be let free. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Stacy Keibler In Not So Short Shorts Stacy Keibler’s Maxim Magazine Pictures Stacy Keibler Strips -N- Shines! Stacy Keibler’s Ass And Legs Are Covered Up Again! Photos: WENN.com
Man, first we go over a month without seeing Joanna Krupa , and now we get two posts of her in two days. I was hoping after yesterday’s pictures, we’d get more of Joanna in lingerie, but instead here she is at some poker tournament, dressed like it’s the 1920s or something. Sort of the polar opposite of what I wanted, but hey, I’m just glad Joanna’s back. Let’s hope this hotness comeback continues — with less clothing next time. Related Articles: Joanna Krupa’s Topless Pictures From Maxim Magazine Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Joanna Krupa And Krystal Forscutt Make A Great Pair Joanna Krupa Drives Me Wild Photos: WENN.com