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Here’s Jonanna Krupa at the The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere party with her douche fiance/boyfriend/whatever the script of the show wants them to be. If I sound jealous it’s because I am. I’ve been working Joanna on Twitter for a long time and back in the day I’d get a response, but not any more now that she’s a “housewife. It’s sad because all I wanted was to be friends with Jo and maybe once in a while “accidentally” touch her boobs. I guess the only way for that to happen now, is for them to cast me in the show, which obviously would be the smartest thing for them to do. Call me.