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Emmy Rossum Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst. Not because she GETS NAKED ON TV. That’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…and I guess the only reason she exists….so I guess she’s not the worst…because if the only reason someone exists is a good thing like because she simulates sex on TV…then they by default are good…right? I actually don’t remember why I think she’s the worst, there was a time when I thought she was the worst, but I have no idea what it was that I disliked about her….it’s all a fucking blur, all this shit sort of crosses over and piled up into one big pile of shit , and it really that doesn’t actually matter. What matters is that I am sure she was failing at getting work, and auditioned for Shameless, and realized if she gets naked , she will have a lasting career on a popular show, and will get paid for a long time, a lot of money, and the nudity can be spun as artistry not shamelessness…on a show called Shameless…not to mention from that nudity comes a pretty loyal fan base, thanks to her getting naked on TV….so it’s a win/win for everyone… She gets work, gets paid doing what she set out to do and you get tits… I am sure her struggles weren’t that “real”…her cousin is married to Vera Wang…or some shit, which means she’s uppercrust rich kid from New York like so many of these people who are famous, the poor have to actually get jobs to pay rent, instead of running to LA to take a shot at acting for 3-5 years borrowing money from their trust fund to make their dreams happen…. Well she’s in a bathing suit and it isn’t exciting but it happened.

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Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess the Emmy Awards happened – and I didn’t know because I don’t watch TV, I don’t think anyone watches TV, but the people on TV still get paid heave, as they perpetuate their lie, by giving them awards for nonsense that doesn’t matter….it’s not even entertaining…the only people watching TV or rocking Cable TV are old people or trailer park dwellers on disability…it’s like let’s award these idiots on this dying technology in an award show on the dying technology…because people are that into celeb bullshit…they don’t just wait for the highlight reel on social media like normal people… I guess the only thing that matters on TV – is the sluts from Modern Family because they get social media marketing / slutting….It’s a show that I am sure is horrible, but that everyone seems to watch on the plane along with Big Bang Theory…because the world are mindless retard drones who make these peopel famous… So here are Sofia Vergara’s den mother massive tits in a tight dress, being all old, but still busty, because those tits made her and they’ll stick with her for as long as she can keep milking them…it’s a Hispanic thing….dressed like some slutty drug lords wife at their daughter’s first communion….classy. Ariel Winter, her TV spawn who learned how things are done was also there…. I think you can see her nipples.. I prefer her in her latex dress, squeezing it all in.. Or Sarah Hyland getting ready for the Emmy’s in her expensive rich girl kitchen…ALL THEM FACE INJECTIONS – LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN – but the bathing suit’s alright.. The post Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen… I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older… She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about… So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit.. When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is… Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her… The post Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is walking runway fashion shows now and I sure as fuck hope she’s doing it for free because she needs the credibility as a model and the brand figures since they family and whores and push product – it will be good for sales and social media presence… I hope the brand didn’t seek her and GIGI out as models, because they are the biggest thing in fashion, you know because they can afford the products and are the target market for the products, so wearing the products is organic..rather than hiring some Russian model who can’t afford a Toyota Camry…you know these are girls with funds…let’s use them as the leaders of the people who can afford our shit… I guess the only good thing about Kendall is that she’s showing her nipples, but also that she’s not fat, because really, modeling requires zero fucking skill and if she was plus sized doing this and pulling it off, I’d be mad, where as now I just think it’s funny how lazy people are – and how they buy into hype…but they always have so whatever… here are her nipples.. The post Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Finally, Selena Gomez Sex Doll! I’ll Take Two

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good news, fellow weirdos: Madame Tussauds just unveiled their new Selena Gomez wax figure, and normally I find them kind of creepy, but this one’s actually pretty good! The only big downside is that they’re not for sale. Trust me, I asked repeatedly. So I guess the only way I’m getting close to the wax Selena is by quitting this blogging gig to take a job polishing the statues. At least I’ve got years of experiences in that department though, so I think I’ve got a good shot at it. Wish me luck. Photos: WENN.com

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Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia. She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong… Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach… Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind.. I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing…. I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth… It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton Vagina Of the DAy

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint. Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site… I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it… So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy… Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet…. I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

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Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head…. This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

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Irina Shayk’s Hot Instagram Pics of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Irina Shayk posted these pictures on her Instagram and they were deleted… I don’t know if they were deleted because she cropped out her face…and she can’t live her life without posting her face, you know like a model who loves herself, or maybe she is recovering from more plastic surgery and fillers that she’s obviously got, when not fake marrying a homosexual soccer player who has given her freedom and a career…or maybe it’s because she’s grabbing her fake tits and you can tell she’s got fake tits.. Who fucking knows, she’s still the hottest model around, but I may just be saying that cuz I know she’s a whore, and she looks more like a pornstar…than a model, which I guess I like when it’s a model not a pornstar, because pornstars are the worst.

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You Won’t Believe Nikki Giavasis’ Booty of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is NIKKI GIAVASIS and I am in love… How do you like that Clickbait title, I’m so modern with my blogging, you know just trying to fit in with all the other cheap internet journalists, including CNN…with their tricks…but the reality of it is….Nikki Giavasis’ booty…is …booty… I used to be a booty hater when the booty movement first happened, I mean fuck J.Lo, that bitch is garbage…then Kim Kardashian…also garbage, but then instagram happened, and all these other fit ass girls, started coming up…then I left my house and saw all these booty girls actually existed in their leggings…and then it dawned on me…big round ass is the hottest shit around…because a hot big ass is so much more of a talent than a set of fake tits…it’s a rare beautiful gem I want to have sit on my face…after it does 1000 squats a day… This is the future and Nikki Giavasis is the leader…. Shot by FOTOARTBYDRE

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