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LeAnn Rimes is a Swimsuit Model of the Day

If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…

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LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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LeAnn’s Big Head, Skinny Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star…. Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is…. Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

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As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is…. Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

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LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way… So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it…. Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that… Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

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LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way… So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it…. Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that… Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

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LeAnn Rimes Sex Tape Rumor: Bogus

There is no LeAnn Rimes sex tape. End of discussion. “I hear there are rumors of a ‘sex tape,’” the newly-married country singer Tweeted after reports surfaced of a tape featuring her getting her freak on. “I have never filmed myself having sex on tape, period. Haven’t joined that club LOL!” she said, putting that rumor to rest once and for all (probably). The reports added fuel to what has been quite a month for the singer, who has also fended off attacks from weight critics over her thinner, leaner frame. It’s not cclear if the rumored LeAnn Rimes sex tape co-starred Dean Sheremet, Rimes’ first husband, or Eddie Cibrian, with whom she cheated on Dean. Not that it matters. The tape does not exist, people.

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LeAnn Rimes Skinny Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that…. I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier. Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself. In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.

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Everybody Get Down: It’s The Royal Wedding Dance!

You can blame those newlyweds walking down the aisle to Chris Brown – or thank them, depending on your point of view – for this Royal Wedding tribute. T-Mobile has released a Royal Wedding entrance dance video starring a faux Prince William, Kate Middleton, Queen Elizabeth, Camilla, Prince Charles et al. William and Kate don’t wed for another 11 days, and will likely enter more formally, but these lookalikes have already danced their way into our hearts. Everybody! Everybody in the house of love … T-Mobile Royal Wedding Dance

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