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Kesler Tran for For Love and Lemons of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers coming out of LA, not that he’s from LA, but he consistently shoots with every single instagram model, making him an instagram photographer, until, one day that instagram photographer goes viral because he’s shot enough of these instagram models, and becomes the next Helmut Newton or Avedon or whoever the most important photographer since the dawn of photography was…because that’s how the internet works and I guess I shouldn’t hate these hustle as much as I do…because it’s just pictures and getting mad at pictures for being the same as all other pictures and not inspiring in anyway…oh great girl in lingerie in field with soft focus and light flare to look like film, or if he’s real hip actually film…fuck off… It’s all a fucking scam, but I guess…everything is..in fame whoring, and celebrity….the real talent is usually the tormented soul busking on street corners because they are so genius they can’t adapt to success…because success is usually a direct representation of not art…even though art doesn’t exist it’s a scam…unless you think an instagram filter is art…which apparently every asshole I follow on instagram does… The models are Jessica Morrow and Rocky Barnes….who have no nipples..because love and lemons is progressive and like erasing nipples… The post Kesler Tran for For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video of Rita Ora in the most vapid and useless interview in the history of interviews, not that Rita Ora is actually that important to be anything in History, she’s a forgetable act, based on so many acts before her, that will make a lot of money, but who I doubt will ever be anything, but she talking about her tits….and her tits are her marketing hook, without them she’s nothing.. Either way, they discuss her wearing a bra and see through top…while some girl speaks on behalf of her boobs…and how her body looks amazing…because boobs are all that matter…when it’s the only thing you got going for you… Weird. Here are some pics of her pretending to be Rihanna on instagram…because that’s her hustle… TO SEE HER IN A Lebsian Leather Outfit CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Allen’s Horrible Close Up Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to call her out on her bullshit and give her loser ass a job, out of pity, opening for her….I’ve made up stories about a fatter Lily Allen before…like her abortion she masked as a miscarriage that led to her blocking me on twitter, because I guess she didn’t like my tweets…in a pre cyberbully era.. But then again, I don’t ever think about Lily Allen and her sloppy, even when skinny, old even when not that old, mom of two even after her abortion she masked as a miscarriage body… Until she flashes her cooter, a cooter you know she can fit large objects inside based on her size and her kids alone. I’m talking double cucumber…maybe even triple…not that we’d know since she’s got it tightly wrapped in panties.. I guess her whole experience in pathetic, desperate and there’s something fun about that…but maybe I’m blinded by her pretending she’s 14…we call this a midlife identity crisis TO SEE THE REST OF THE HORRIBLE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia. She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong… Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach… Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind.. I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing…. I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth… It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner’s Love Magazine Cover of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is naked in the new issue of Love Magazine. I don’t know if it will be actual nudity, implied nudity, or really worth looking at, I just know the cover was released today and they have a couple other version that don’t star Kendall Jenner…like the Adriana Lima cover and the Amy Adams cover…but they have clothes on – because I guess they aren’t as big of whores as the Jenners… The whole Kardashian family is a scam, they don’t interest me, and I figure unless Kendall is following in her sister’s footsteps of getting peed on by black guys in video, there’s no point in looking at pics of her pretending to be a model because she can be a model…it is actually really easy work… Nudity isn’t what it was…everyone is naked – and sure I’ll look – but a nipple isn’t going to blow my fucking mind…however…more hardcore stuff will…she should try that route even if they family consensus is that Kim did the dirty work, now we can focus on fake careers that our access let’s us think we have because we’re such a huge deal…bullshit… But maybe this shoot will impress me, I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and I’ll tell you one thing, I’m not on the edge of my seat shaking in anticipation – who gives a fuck about this….

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McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is not hot – or erotic. She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it. Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life. Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

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Anastasia Ashley is Going to Have Sex With Me One Day of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by have sex with I mean knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life…named Anastasia Ashley…Her ass drives me fucking nuts and need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face/chin/fingers…. I generally hate all the bitches I post…but surfers are cool shit…I envy their lifestyles and want to lick their salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn…. rockin bodies are my weakness… The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than hollywood trash with their big houses and 24 hour security camera….you know all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera….take some pics…follow her home and I’m in…. Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my beard, but shit’s good enough for me….since I’m not in Hawaii….and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as an obstacle between me and my new soul mate….you know since Lohan didn’t pan out…. Anastasia Ashley….we will end up loving each other when you’re gay looking boyfriend with his children of the corn Old Navy commerical hair fucks up…and he will…I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and penis to not realize is inside you, partially cuz of the roofies…but mainly cuz it’s that small. I love you…or at least love your ass….or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body….just marry me already…our love affair has gone on too long….it’s time to

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Kim Kardashian in a Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

That header picture is not of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It is of you bloated front, because I guess the harnesses she’s been using all these years to make her look like she’s got a flat stomach and toned uterus failed her…which I guess just shows us that there comes a time in every chubby girl’s life that her laziness and her bad eating habits just can’t be contained the way they used to before you turned 30….Maybe Kim Kardashian just looks huge next to her tiny sister, who happens to be at her fattest thanks to pregnancy, and I don’t really care cuz I find the whole thing pretty erotic….I’m not picky… I just like people to know she’s fat cuz otherwise we’re teaching our kids the wrong lessons about good body image and we’ll have a society filled with people on medical scooter racing to the fast food joint…I like doing my part to help save society… She was also out showing off some tit in a dress with a window…cuz that’s what attention craving sluts do…they let us watch and again I find the whole thing pretty erotic even if I’m not so into pornstars…. Apparently she’s been out there trying to get as much attention as possible because she has a new reality show….that covers such serious issues as her pretending to work out and her mad that Kourtney Invited Scott to live with them in NYC when it was supposed to be Kim’s alone time with Kourtney….cuz her sister’s baby having a father is less important than Kim being happy…Typical crap I can’t believe exists….

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