Emma Watson is the Harry Potter girl who I guess is mourning Alan Rickman’s death, you know because he was like a father to her or some shit…or maybe she’s just trying to hide her drunken face from the paparazzi…because she’s so famous and has been forever, that sometimes, she just wants her privacy, like when leaving nightclubs, possibly shit faced, or maybe rocking herpes scabs or puffy eyes from crying, since all these famous girls are fucking crazy girls…all needy and demanding and rich and fucking coddled…with friends who aren’t real friends but staff..in a trust no one, while being really insecure because you always have an audience…the perfect recipe for drug addiction and premature death…where all her fans will cry and share stories about jerking off to her at 14, but not in a creepy Harry Potter weirdo fan way, but rather in a “I was imagining her at 18, I’m not a pedo” way… Either way, love her new look. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson’s New Look of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hayden Panettiere has some huge fucking tits…not sure how that happened, maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy…all milk filled…but they are probably implants that she got to make her really broad muscular gymnast looking back more proportionate… I feel like we already knew she got implants, it’s already been discussed, but I don’t keep track of any of these bitches, especially not Hayden Panettiere. She is virtually a no one..but she’s got a solid fan base of people who like girls who are 4 feet tall who fuck, marry and get knocked up by someone 6 foot 7…in some creepy Russian fetish sex…that confuses me, makes me think of some kind of sex circus, that I want to watch… She also survived another sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date featuring her soap star mother and father letting their Hollywood friends ave their way with her….a possiible lie…totally disgusting…but believable if you know anyone in Hollywood…and if true fucked up enough to make her a good time….in all her damage…and possibly the reason she needs such a big dick to fill her… I guess what I’m saying is…Good Cleavage…Good Times…because with tits like this she hardly looks like an overrated midget from a TV show no one cares about…except fans from when she played a superhero on TV…who are loyal thanks to a lack of social skills. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hayden Panettiere’s Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is… Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.” I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING LIE CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eliza Dushku posted this picture of her dog sniffing her ass…which I guess is because she’s on her period… I know, I through she’d be too old to get her period too. It seems like it was 20 years ago that she had a 6 month career making movies as the hot chick… I wonder what she’s up to, I mean with her promoting herself in obvious ways that scream “i want you to ask what I am up to, so I’ll put up some me with my doggy erotica weirdness”…but luckily not too weird…she clearly left the peanut butter out it this time… All this to say…she apparently dropped out of Hollywood, moved to Boston because Hollywood is shit, and is actually in college following her dreams of doing whatever it is she put on hold to do this hollywood nonsense…before realizing that it is just that…nonsense…so good for her…and keep the dog in ass pics coming…cuz I don’t care if she’s over 35…or that she fucks black guys…she’s still Eliza Dushku to me and I’m all about letter her sit on my face….to celebrate that…l The post Eliza Dushku and her Ass Eating Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Katherine Waterston. She is some 35 year old actress you probably never heard of, because she’s not very hot, but she has a career thanks to her father, who is some Academy Award winning actor and Sam Waterston who you’ve probably never heard of…and I never really care how a girl makes it in the industry…I just care that she’s naked when making it…even at 35….like this scene from Inherent Vice, the new PT Anderson movie, who besides his shit called Masters, is one of the better people in Hollywood making movies, I mean that is if you like Boogie Nights and Magnolia…which you do.. Either way…here is some bush…because I love bush…
I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to call her out on her bullshit and give her loser ass a job, out of pity, opening for her….I’ve made up stories about a fatter Lily Allen before…like her abortion she masked as a miscarriage that led to her blocking me on twitter, because I guess she didn’t like my tweets…in a pre cyberbully era.. But then again, I don’t ever think about Lily Allen and her sloppy, even when skinny, old even when not that old, mom of two even after her abortion she masked as a miscarriage body… Until she flashes her cooter, a cooter you know she can fit large objects inside based on her size and her kids alone. I’m talking double cucumber…maybe even triple…not that we’d know since she’s got it tightly wrapped in panties.. I guess her whole experience in pathetic, desperate and there’s something fun about that…but maybe I’m blinded by her pretending she’s 14…we call this a midlife identity crisis TO SEE THE REST OF THE HORRIBLE PICS CLICK HERE
Ashley Benson is making movies….it’s for some Adam Sandler production because Adam Sandler has the ability to produce real fucking shit that makes a lot of money for everyone involved – since Hollywood is a real fucking scam… Apparently, she’s making real waves (with her legs) in this new role…at least that’s what her ass and thighs are telling me as she runs…it’s like a fucking Tsunami up in that red jump suit…and here is the pic… Close Up The good news is that her tits are tits…and exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Hollywood legend Micke Rooney died Sunday at the age of 93. He made his first film, the silent “Not to Be Trusted,” in 1926. He was still making movies nine …
Pro tip, indie filmmakers: After you’ve lost precious blood, sweat and tears making your indie film passion project , don’t blow it when it comes to getting your baby out there! Let big time producer Wallace Cotten show you what not to do — namely, let your goofball actors muck it up — unless you want to get stuck submitting your independent feature film to international film festivals in VHS form. Or “HD-VHS.” It’s not called “submitting” for nothing, people. Special cameo by the Slamdance offices and fest president Peter Baxter! That wraps up our exclusive premiere of Slamdance TV’s Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies series, as the Slamdance Film Festival kicks off tomorrow. You should now be equipped with all the tools necessary to go out and get ’em, fledgling moviemakers! Slamdance alums Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley have teamed up with Slamdance TV to present Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies. In the five part web series, Slamdance TV’s very own Ben Hethcoat goes behind the scenes of Wallace Cotton’s latest feature film, COP HEAT starring Brennan and Manley as the titular duo, Don and Lizard Man. COP HEAT “Two hot for the streets. Two hot to handle.” Join the festival ‘By Filmmakers, For Filmmakers’ in this Slamdance TV original web series which explores the independent filmmaking process. Slamdance Film Festival takes place January 18-24 in Park City, UT. For more information visit slamdance.com Facebook.com/SlamdanceFilmFestival Twitter @Slamdance PREVIOUSLY: ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 1: Casting’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 2: Directing’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 3: Acting’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 3: Editing’ Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Thank god for post-production. After the travails of casting , owning the director’s chair and wrangling two unruly actors , the final shot is done. No more sets and arguments, it’s now all about catching Zen in the edit room. Wallace Cotten begins to edit his masterpiece. Cotten recalls his favorite part of the post-production process and that means he doesn’t have to see some particular people again – at least offscreen. Or does he? Much to his dismay, Don and Lizard Man are there to help out with “final cuts” and songs for the soundtrack. Watch it all play out in Episode 4 of Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies presented by Slamdance TV! Slamdance alums Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley have teamed up with Slamdance TV to present Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies. In the five part web series, Slamdance TV’s very own Ben Hethcoat goes behind the scenes of Wallace Cotton’s latest feature film, COP HEAT starring Brennan and Manley as the titular duo, Don and Lizard Man. COP HEAT “Two hot for the streets. Two hot to handle.” Join the festival ‘By Filmmakers, For Filmmakers’ in this Slamdance TV original web series which explores the independent filmmaking process. Slamdance Film Festival takes place January 18-24 in Park City, UT. For more information visit slamdance.com Facebook.com/SlamdanceFilmFestival Twitter @Slamdance PREVIOUSLY: ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies,’ Episode 1: Casting ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies,’ Episode 2: Directing ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies,’ Episode 3: Acting
