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Eliza Dushku and her Ass Eating Dog of the Day

Eliza Dushku posted this picture of her dog sniffing her ass…which I guess is because she’s on her period… I know, I through she’d be too old to get her period too. It seems like it was 20 years ago that she had a 6 month career making movies as the hot chick… I wonder what she’s up to, I mean with her promoting herself in obvious ways that scream “i want you to ask what I am up to, so I’ll put up some me with my doggy erotica weirdness”…but luckily not too weird…she clearly left the peanut butter out it this time… All this to say…she apparently dropped out of Hollywood, moved to Boston because Hollywood is shit, and is actually in college following her dreams of doing whatever it is she put on hold to do this hollywood nonsense…before realizing that it is just that…nonsense…so good for her…and keep the dog in ass pics coming…cuz I don’t care if she’s over 35…or that she fucks black guys…she’s still Eliza Dushku to me and I’m all about letter her sit on my face….to celebrate that…l The post Eliza Dushku and her Ass Eating Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Juicy of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a model…who I guess did some work for Victoria’s Secret and who is now doing work for Juicy Couture…a brand that is probably made in the Victoria’s Secret Asian Sweatshops since that is how these mall brands do things…and if you’ve ever been to a mall, and I have, it’s the best place to scope out hot, young, angsty teensin short shorts and crop tops… Well…her back story is that this Josephine Skriver is from Denmark, she was designed by science…her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…some create our own perfect and amazing creature as our own….that merges two groups that hate either other…Gay Men..and Lesbians…because while fighting for the same equal rights…gays hate pussy, lesbians hate dick, and they are so far removed from each other…those friendships never work…..and makes the world think gays and lesbians can parent….because they actually want the kids unlike white trash who do it for the unaffordable abortions.. All this to say, She’s probably amazing in bed from all the weird gay and lesbian shit she was exposed to growing up…and I don’t just mean being well dressed…. The post Josephine Skriver for Juicy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Price is Right Girl of the Day

Here’s a video of a girl on the Price is Right, who isn’t that hot, but who made Drew Carrey laugh, which is surprising, because I thought he only laughed at his own jokes, not that I’ve ever seen him as Bob Barker, but I’m basing it on the Drew Carrey show that should have never hapened, but that did happen, and that made him very fucking rich in the process, even though it was the worst pile of shit to ever end up on TV…but I guess it created Wayne Brady in the spin off Who’s Line is it Anyway….and well that motherfucker makes the world a better fucking place….like this girl…who is not all that hot but when asked what she studies in college…gets stumped…and I’m all for regular people being idiots on TV…it makes me happy. The post Price is Right Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I assume girls figure you’ve got shit going for you if people are willing to let you on camera…especially since they aren’t on TV…and their last asshole boyfriend wasn’t on TV…but he’d sure be pissed off to find out that she’s fucking someone who is on TV….kinda thing that makes the world go round…and the nice thing about it is that she looks hot in a bikini….. If you’re wondering who the guy is, not that you are…he’s on the Kardashian show from hell I hope no one watches leaving them unwanted and in line for a good old fashioned family murder suicide.

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Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me… That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me. Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

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Rihanna Has Lunch in her Bikini of the Day

These pictures of Rihanna having lunch in what may be a bikini would have been better if they were taken at the deportation department at the immigration office…you know cuz I find her irritating and it’d be nice to see her sent back to her lovely island only to leave American pop culture alone, like the refuge she technically is…stealing jobs from our locals….they’d also be better if her bikini wasn’t a bikini but swimwear more of the nudist beach variety….cuz I’d rather see a bitch’s pussy that this mess, cuz whether I find her hot or not,really doens’t matter, since pussy is really what makes the world go round…or at least what got Rihanna work when she teenage prostituted herself to the right person….totally overrated trash…good times…

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Jack Black, Richard Linklater Open LA Film Fest with True Tale Black Comedy Bernie

“Money makes the world go ’round, but it’s not the answer to all your prayers,” declared Jack Black at the opening night of the L.A. Film Fest , where he and screen legend Shirley MacLaine hit the red carpet arm in arm at the world premiere of Richard Linklater ‘s new black comedy, Bernie . “It makes the world go ’round, sometimes the other way,” quipped MacLaine. That’s precisely the lesson at the heart of Bernie , based on the zany true story of a mortician who lived a well-loved existence in his small East Texas town — until, that is, he committed a terrible crime.

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Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero….. Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

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Wale Dishes On His New Sex Column: ‘I Straight-Shoot On That’

‘A lot of the women actually dug it,’ he says of his Honey magazine column. By Shaheem Reid, with reporting by Matt Elias Wale Photo: MTV News In 2010, there won’t be a day when Wale isn’t working, he told MTV News.

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