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Kendall Jenner’s Love Magazine Cover of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked in the new issue of Love Magazine. I don’t know if it will be actual nudity, implied nudity, or really worth looking at, I just know the cover was released today and they have a couple other version that don’t star Kendall Jenner…like the Adriana Lima cover and the Amy Adams cover…but they have clothes on – because I guess they aren’t as big of whores as the Jenners… The whole Kardashian family is a scam, they don’t interest me, and I figure unless Kendall is following in her sister’s footsteps of getting peed on by black guys in video, there’s no point in looking at pics of her pretending to be a model because she can be a model…it is actually really easy work… Nudity isn’t what it was…everyone is naked – and sure I’ll look – but a nipple isn’t going to blow my fucking mind…however…more hardcore stuff will…she should try that route even if they family consensus is that Kim did the dirty work, now we can focus on fake careers that our access let’s us think we have because we’re such a huge deal…bullshit… But maybe this shoot will impress me, I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and I’ll tell you one thing, I’m not on the edge of my seat shaking in anticipation – who gives a fuck about this….

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Lily Allen Topless of the Day

Lily Allen dancing topless…disturbs me.

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Lily Allen Topless of the Day

Gisele for LUI of the Day

Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine… I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy… Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”… Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants… Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…

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Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Her name is ERIN WAGNER ….I googled her and couldn’t find anything about her…other than that she shares the same name with Justin Bieber’s stepmother and mother of his half Bieber sibling, which is unfortunate, I guess…not that it matter…because this Erin Wagner isn’t affiliated with the Biebers, but I won’t say she’s not prostituting herself like she was Bieber’s mom learning how to monetize off her 5 year old, because any girl you ask to get naked, will always say no….until you package it as being for a great photographer, or for their model portfolio, or for a magazine you never knew existed…because for some reason, girls take that as status nudity, or elitist nudity, and not hooker nudity…anytime we get a girl naked, we’ve won…so this Erin Wagner is my kind of girl…fashionable about getting attention for being topless…even though being topless shouldn’t be a thing, and all girls should be topless all the time, it would make life better…I mean seriously, who the fuck jerks off to boobs now that so much hardcore porn exists…it just doesn’t make sense…so girls get topless on Facebook, do it for feminism and tag me in a all the pics…while you’re doing that, I am gonna stare at this.

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Kate Upton Panty Flash of the Day

Apparently, this Kate Upton Panty Flash is a big deal…I say it’s just big…real big…and not nearly as erotic as it could be…because it is Kate Upton and he best work is done in less clothes than this..photoshopped to shit..so that I don’t have to see her eating disorder that is the opposite of other model eating disorder…because her eating disorder involves eating every fucking thing in sight… All I see here is that when you’re fat…in a tight dress…your belly makes getting out of a car gracefully pretty rough… But knowing Kate Upton has really creepy fans, I have no choice but to participate in her promotional panty flash tour…and really, I’ve fucked way worst than this so hating on her plus sized stature is ridiculous, I guess I just don’t like seeing undeserving people win, but ultimately, I don’t actually care whether she’s in Vogue or not, and I would still let her sit of my face, smothering me, all smelling like the barn she was found in…..it’s beastiality if it’s dressed like a girl.

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Madison Murray is Hot on the Beach of the Day

My childhood friend, who I have met once, but feel a real connection with, MADISON MURRAY …is blowing up the internet with these pictures stripping out of her shirt on the beach today…and I understand why…she looks fucking awesome… The pics were shot by THE HEAD HUNTR , who should have invited me on this shoot, considering I am in Florida, because I take hiding her nipples, with some implied nudity, while leaving her shorts on…to full spread eagle with objects inserted in her butt…objects like my tongue….all it takes is a little charisma…and sleeping pills. This should be a sex tape… The bad news is that she has probably washed this shorts since the shoot, so I can never sniff them. The good news….is that they happened…

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Milla Jovovich Naked In Maxim Magazine

Here’s Milla Jovovich teasing us with some implied nudity in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine.

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