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Bella Hadid Topless In A Hot Shoot

As much as I think Bella Hadid is a horrible model who does the same “bitch face” over and over, I do dig her being topless in this photoshoot. I guess every once in a while a dog has its day and this is by far her best work. » view all 11 photos                

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Katharine McPhee’s Censored Topless Pic of the Day

Katharine McPhee, whoever the fuck that is….apparently posted this censored topless pic because it’s the internet social media era and this is what all women do…or are supposed to do…to fight feminism…or to be empowered…or to sexualize themselves while saying they are not sexualizing themselves despite being topless…a traditionally sexual thing…at least when a bitch isn’t nursing..and hell..even when she’s nursing.. From American Idol…to this…better than starring in hardcore porn I guess… I’m just annoyed there is no nipple, when you do a nude, do it right. The post Katharine McPhee’s Censored Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane… She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it…. She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies… From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to… But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done… Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook. The post Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Almendra by Henrik Purienne of the Day

The photographer is Henrik Purienne and he is one of my favorite phootgraphers…he takes hot hipster nudes…and I like hipster nudes…. The models name is Julia Almendra…and she is pretty perfect. She is on INSTAGRAM She looks like the kind of girl I would have have second thoughts not using a condom with after not using a condom with her and not in a Jesus freak, this bitch doesn’t abort kind of way, but in a “she’s a model, all she has to do all day is fuck”…kind of way…you know the kind of girl who has probably been through a lot of dudes, hence her comfort level in being topless on camera….but ultimately, since I don’t use condoms, I wouldn’t care and would instead just try to sing her love songs, showing up outside her house, trying to make her my forever girl…you know because the level of dirty and dark, combined with her overall look…makes for the kind of girl I want to have break me… Here are the pics… The post Julia Almendra by Henrik Purienne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anais Mali Tits for French Revue des Modes of the Day

There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography. I mean she’s wearing a chain for a shirt like some kind of bondage dominatrix I just hired on craigslist to fuck me up the ass then piss on my face…you know how those Craigslist dominatrix things go… She’s skinny, she’s tall, she’s from France…and in France, being topless is the same as wearing a shirt, but to me, it’s still erotic, like a muslim man seeing a heathen’s ankle for the first time on public transit, I am all about this…only I’m not about to fuck a goat to sort this out…but I may pay a girl who looks like one to give me a lap dance dude to budget constraints!

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Camille Rowe Free People Lingerie of the Day

Camille Rowe is in Lingerie because that’s what French models do and not just because they’ve worked for Victoria’s Secret, but because they french invented Lingerie…and more importantly being topless in public, making these corporate non-nude pics of her a little boring, knowing I can just click on her name and see the archive of her nude pics…but sometimes lingerie pics are a good entry level way to get into the nudes…

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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie of the Day

Barbara Fialho is a Brazilian Model… She has been topless for “fashion”…which is code for being topless for money…which is a synonym of stripper/hooker…because that’s all any of us really are…just idiots whoring ourselves out for the good life any way we can…and if you’re a model who got to the Victoria’s Secret level, amongst all the competition, you didn’t do it without suckin’ some dick…. The fact is that if you were her you’d do the same, and more importantly, if you were working the casting couch, you’d encourage it, since all these babes are rolling through and putting you in the power position, you might as well take advantage of that… Here she is modelling some lingerie looking’ good…

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Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Her name is ERIN WAGNER ….I googled her and couldn’t find anything about her…other than that she shares the same name with Justin Bieber’s stepmother and mother of his half Bieber sibling, which is unfortunate, I guess…not that it matter…because this Erin Wagner isn’t affiliated with the Biebers, but I won’t say she’s not prostituting herself like she was Bieber’s mom learning how to monetize off her 5 year old, because any girl you ask to get naked, will always say no….until you package it as being for a great photographer, or for their model portfolio, or for a magazine you never knew existed…because for some reason, girls take that as status nudity, or elitist nudity, and not hooker nudity…anytime we get a girl naked, we’ve won…so this Erin Wagner is my kind of girl…fashionable about getting attention for being topless…even though being topless shouldn’t be a thing, and all girls should be topless all the time, it would make life better…I mean seriously, who the fuck jerks off to boobs now that so much hardcore porn exists…it just doesn’t make sense…so girls get topless on Facebook, do it for feminism and tag me in a all the pics…while you’re doing that, I am gonna stare at this.

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Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Her name is ERIN WAGNER ….I googled her and couldn’t find anything about her…other than that she shares the same name with Justin Bieber’s stepmother and mother of his half Bieber sibling, which is unfortunate, I guess…not that it matter…because this Erin Wagner isn’t affiliated with the Biebers, but I won’t say she’s not prostituting herself like she was Bieber’s mom learning how to monetize off her 5 year old, because any girl you ask to get naked, will always say no….until you package it as being for a great photographer, or for their model portfolio, or for a magazine you never knew existed…because for some reason, girls take that as status nudity, or elitist nudity, and not hooker nudity…anytime we get a girl naked, we’ve won…so this Erin Wagner is my kind of girl…fashionable about getting attention for being topless…even though being topless shouldn’t be a thing, and all girls should be topless all the time, it would make life better…I mean seriously, who the fuck jerks off to boobs now that so much hardcore porn exists…it just doesn’t make sense…so girls get topless on Facebook, do it for feminism and tag me in a all the pics…while you’re doing that, I am gonna stare at this.

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