I’m not going to lie, I got pretty excited when I first saw this photoshoot Peyton List did for Kode Magazine . “Peyton’s Private Affair” sounds like a great party. But turns out me and the Little Tuna got excited over nothing, because the only thing we actually got invited to was an artsy neon-and-leather photoshoot starring the ex-Disney hottie. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad. But I was hoping for something a little more exciting.
Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows… She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance… They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution… AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good… The post Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about… Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples. It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved. The post Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50… So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash….. But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader. But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Photographer Nicholas Routzen, has shot a 14 month calendar (Nov 1, 2014 – Dec 31, 2015) on the Vieques, Puerto Rico for Salt + Air. It features amazing models like Barbara Fialho, Abby Brothers, Hannah Ferguson, Kate Potter, and Yaya Kosikova. I see nipples…and love nipples…especially when they are nipples for charity because it makes me feel good when all proceeds support a not for profits Surf For Life . So get the Calendar for a good cause HERE …..because it will lead to future calendars with nipples and top level models…and we can never have too much of that… Hannah Ferguson Teaser: Abby Brothers and Barbara Fialho: Get the Calendar HERE . It is for a good cause…with tits…
Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…
You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show… I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one… I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off… I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in…. I just find it a little thirsty…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl… I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much… I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing… I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up… Either way, this is weird and erotic. The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.
She’s Brazilian…..She’s Naked in GQ….Because GQ is a porno magazine, they don’t want you to know it so advertisers just don’t realize it because their nudity is less about spread eagle vagina shots, but more “artistic”…implied…celebrating the woman form…even though at least one person is going to masturabte to these and that person is probably you…I mean you’re probably masturbating to it right now…and I am talking you through it…making these otherwise hetero pics of a hot Vicotira’s Secret model…pretty homo. Either way, Barbara Fialho…she’s good…but I prefer nipples with my nudity.….