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Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows… She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance… They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution… AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good… The post Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention. You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish… If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”… The post Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift… I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life.. Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert… In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic… If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough CLICK HERE If you don’t like that -TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVING THE GYM IN A SKIRT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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