Woman Takes a Shit in Front of Jewelery Store – Find a Bathroom you Pig (Ariel Winter) Man Swims under Ice like an Idiot… Amish Donuts.. Cop VS Mercedes in TIme’s Square Haircut of the Day Twin Brother’s Shooting Guns Guy Stabbed Girlfriend in Back The post Horny Grandpa and Other videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman… Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man… Here’s the weirdness. The post Sarah Hyland’s Topless in the Bath Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The only thing I genuinely like in the world is dogs. I don’t need to go into why, it’s pretty fucking obvious, they are just everything humans like to pretend to be, or like to think they are, but totally aren’t…loyal, great companions, fun, cute, affectionate, sweet, amazing….and there is no real bond with any other living creature than one with your dog…it’s a fact… So seeing a girl who is with her dog, who loves her dog, who even sits on the ground next to her dog because it may or may not being getting old, hot and unwilling to walk…all while wearing a “adopt” a dog, rescue shirt…is beyond erotic to me…it speaks to my fucking soul…and reminds me that Amanda Seyfried is and has always been – at least since replacing LOHAN at being Lohan…the only young starlet I appreciate….she’s probably evil, horrible, entitled, spoiled, a diva, disgusting..but in her public image she’s dirty, lazy, unassuming…and in her movies she’s naked…I am into it…a fan…except for that whole fucking Justin Long thing, but I don’t care about the things that have been inside girls I like….I don’t even worry about getting inside girls I like…I just like knowing they exist…while I can focus on putting my dick in girls I don’t like, respect, appreciate and like buying on discount…at 3 am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried’s in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows… She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance… They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution… AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good… The post Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about where you guys are, but it’s finally warmed up near me. Even if it hadn’t though, this new shoot Xenia Deli did for Nelly Lingerie probably would’ve done the trick anyway. Because it may be a couple degrees warmer outside, but the temperature’s climbing even faster in my sweatpants right now thanks to these lingerie pictures from the hottest model on the planet. I think I need to go take a cold shower before things get out of control. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →
There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…
Polina Borodina is a Russian model who has been at it since she was around 15, I don’t think she’s all that much older than that now, I mean clearly 18…but more importantly equipped with the Russian sense about her that knows getting topless for a photographer who thinks he is Terry Richardson, because it may lead to some jobs and it’s better than getting a job working in the webcam model industry…I like her….even if her nipples are too big for her tits…
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The Spider-Man reboot is going to be so awesome , if only because it may very well be the first film in the history of Hollywood from which we’ll apparently have paparazzi photos delivered to our desktops every single day , followed by total speculation educated guessing about what’s happening in said photos, thus creating our own parallel Spider-Man universe where gossip, comic-book narratives and photo-agency spoilers converge in a continually evolving fanboy fantasia. Excited yet? Anyway, my point is that my first impression of Emma Stone’s return to her natural blond hair color was wrong: She looks great. Click through for the first shots of Stone, in character as Gwen Stacy, from the first day of shooting.
US pharmaceutical firm Abbott Labs is recalling nearly five million containers of powder baby formula contaminated by beetles or beetle larvae, the firm said Wednesday. Abbott Labs is recalling up to 5 million containers of powder Similac formula because it may be contaminated with insect parts. Abbott said it uncovered insects last week in one section of a Michigan manufacturing plant. The affected products were sold in either plastic containers or in cans, both of various sizes, including 8-
The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin. So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations. We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing… Pics Via Bauer