Kirsten Dunst is at Sundance with her tits any 35 year old will remember loving for a period of time in the late 90s, maybe early 2000s, they were so big on her small frame…a magical titty experience…the Em Rat Cow of her generation – but more interesting…. Well, I guess she’s on a comeback tour, she’s made a comeback, she’s back in the mix and back on TV… So despite not being a fresh face, or really anything fresh, if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist….and she’s rich and fucking amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst – Old Lady Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner has a mooch friend who takes slutty pics of her…and that mooch friend…just by being associated with Kylie Jenner has been able to take her instagram level photography to the fashion magazines that don’t actually care about content…but rather about followers, about who their friends are, and that’s really how it’s always been… I feel like the quality of content 10 years ago was a little more scrutinized, meaning the friends of the famous people, were people with an actual skill, who were actually good, who had to put their money where their mouth is, and produce quality to get the respect….they may have been groupie, opportunist, suck up mooches…good marketers because people have always been half retard….but were more than just some garbage fame whore’s personal instagram photographer… But I could be wrong…. I just know that if she was a real artist, this series would be more about Kylie’s asshole…something I’d actually want to see, not because it’s art…but because I like Horror….and gore…and assume that in her ass implant surgeries she had her asshole removed…to fuel making her ass itself bigger and bigger…like a water balloon filled with shit… Fantasies. The post Kylie Jenner Tits in a Lame Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own…. I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world… The post Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only thing I genuinely like in the world is dogs. I don’t need to go into why, it’s pretty fucking obvious, they are just everything humans like to pretend to be, or like to think they are, but totally aren’t…loyal, great companions, fun, cute, affectionate, sweet, amazing….and there is no real bond with any other living creature than one with your dog…it’s a fact… So seeing a girl who is with her dog, who loves her dog, who even sits on the ground next to her dog because it may or may not being getting old, hot and unwilling to walk…all while wearing a “adopt” a dog, rescue shirt…is beyond erotic to me…it speaks to my fucking soul…and reminds me that Amanda Seyfried is and has always been – at least since replacing LOHAN at being Lohan…the only young starlet I appreciate….she’s probably evil, horrible, entitled, spoiled, a diva, disgusting..but in her public image she’s dirty, lazy, unassuming…and in her movies she’s naked…I am into it…a fan…except for that whole fucking Justin Long thing, but I don’t care about the things that have been inside girls I like….I don’t even worry about getting inside girls I like…I just like knowing they exist…while I can focus on putting my dick in girls I don’t like, respect, appreciate and like buying on discount…at 3 am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried’s in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell is at the top of her career, and if you saw her when she had a shaved head – doing the gender bender – ambiguous – hipster model thing – you wouldn’t have jerked off to her, but like any girl given a lot of money – she was able to shift that edginess and go as commercial as she fucking could for that EVIL UNDERWEAR stamp of approval…there was no need to be cool, authentic or edgy….with uneven tits…it was grow that hair out, get those tits fixed and look your fucking commercial best…because that’s what people actually want when they do this shit for a living…they don’t care about being cool, being a VS Model is all the cool they need and it fucking pays… When she first got cast, i thought – shit she pulled a scam off…but she’s morphed into an actual hot bitch…and that should be celebrated by looking at pics of her naked with a dude for the VIVANCO book I posted pics from last week… The post Stella Maxwell Nude for Mariano Vivanco of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell is at the top of her career, and if you saw her when she had a shaved head – doing the gender bender – ambiguous – hipster model thing – you wouldn’t have jerked off to her, but like any girl given a lot of money – she was able to shift that edginess and go as commercial as she fucking could for that EVIL UNDERWEAR stamp of approval…there was no need to be cool, authentic or edgy….with uneven tits…it was grow that hair out, get those tits fixed and look your fucking commercial best…because that’s what people actually want when they do this shit for a living…they don’t care about being cool, being a VS Model is all the cool they need and it fucking pays… When she first got cast, i thought – shit she pulled a scam off…but she’s morphed into an actual hot bitch…and that should be celebrated by looking at pics of her naked with a dude for the VIVANCO book I posted pics from last week… The post Stella Maxwell Nude for Mariano Vivanco of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is a model…who I guess did some work for Victoria’s Secret and who is now doing work for Juicy Couture…a brand that is probably made in the Victoria’s Secret Asian Sweatshops since that is how these mall brands do things…and if you’ve ever been to a mall, and I have, it’s the best place to scope out hot, young, angsty teensin short shorts and crop tops… Well…her back story is that this Josephine Skriver is from Denmark, she was designed by science…her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…some create our own perfect and amazing creature as our own….that merges two groups that hate either other…Gay Men..and Lesbians…because while fighting for the same equal rights…gays hate pussy, lesbians hate dick, and they are so far removed from each other…those friendships never work…..and makes the world think gays and lesbians can parent….because they actually want the kids unlike white trash who do it for the unaffordable abortions.. All this to say, She’s probably amazing in bed from all the weird gay and lesbian shit she was exposed to growing up…and I don’t just mean being well dressed…. The post Josephine Skriver for Juicy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
‘Them two are rap greats and for them two to actually want to do a project with me, it’s unbelievable,’ Pill tells ‘RapFix Live.’ By Rob Markman Big Boi Photo: Jay West/ WireImage Pill ‘s situation with Rick Ross’ Maybach Music Group may not have worked out, but the Atlanta spitter has his eyes set on a collaborative project with Killer Mike and OutKast’s Big Boi . “We working, we thinking about dropping a tape, honestly ’cause me and Big and all us we done did records already,” Pill told “RapFix Live.” “We thinking about droppin’ a tape and then droppin’ an album.” In February 2011, Killer Mike revealed that he, Big Boi and Pill were forming a group, which is still unnamed . There isn’t much in the way of details, but Pill insists that the trio is putting something together. “We already workin’, we getting’ it in. It’s a full-time grind,” he said. “Them two are rap greats and for them two to actually want to do a project with me, it’s unbelievable.” The “Trap Goin’ Ham” rapper made headlines earlier this week when he revealed to MTV News that despite his close affiliation with Rozay’s MMG label and appearing on his Self Made compilation, Pill was never technically signed to Maybach. The MC, who charges that MMG’s parent label, Warner Music Group (to which he is currently signed), never gave him a fair push on radio or TV. He is now looking to be released from Warner. Still, Pill is far from being in the dumps. In the coming weeks, Pillionaire plans to drop his solo mixtape The Epidemic and then, of course, is the project with Killer Mike and Big Boi, which he is excited about. While Pill does acknowledge Mike’s and Big’s respective greatness, he makes it clear that he is no slouch on the mic. “For other people to try to think that I’m not lyrical enough or I’m not as good a rapper — you got guys that everybody looks up to as rappers doin’ a project with me,” he said. “So you know I’m just ready for that sh– to actually take off so we can show people what hip-hop look like in the flesh.” Are you looking forward to Pill’s group album with Big Boi and Killer Mike? Let us know in the comments. Related Videos ‘RapFix Live’ With Maino
50 Cent granted Vibe Magazine an exclusive interview about his relationships with Ciara and Chelsea Handler; Drake not winning the Best New Artist Grammy and Young Buck. On Chelsea Handler: I don’t speak to her as much as I did. Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f*ck her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person. What about Ciara’s case? “She’s a friend. She’s been a friend. You know? And it’s like, I don’t know what to expect of people. I’ve been surprised a lot. You think you know what to expect out of people but…. I don’t know how I respond to that without being the bad guy.” Click here , for the full interview over at Vibe.com. 50 Cent Confronts Descendants Of Slave Owners DJ Whoo Kid Confirms DJ Pauley D Signed A Deal With 50-Cent
I don’t really know what is going on here, but someone let Michelle Rodriguez out in her lingerie, I can only assume she was out dyking out on some pussy somewhere, cuz that’s what manly looking bitches do when they aren’t busy fucking dainty dudes up the ass with strap-ons, and realized she had to run out to some bullshit Academy Award party and maybe she figured no one would notice that she didn’t have time to get out of her lingerie, but I like to think she wanted everyone to notice, and the weird thing in all this is that I’m actually really digging it, as trashy and ugly as the dress may be and as manly and as ape-like as Michelle Rodriguez may be, I actually want it in my mouth and now I gotta go question my sexuality….Michelle Rodriguez, thanks for that, but more importantly thanks for having the best dress of the night that I hope becomes a huge hit this year for Prom season…
