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Bella Hadid in Panties of the Day

Bella Hadid’s got a weird face and I don’t really think she’s hot, even though everyone thinks she’s hot, and girl’s getting paid thanks to lazy casting people who assume she matters… I do know a bunch of dudes who do find her hot, even with the jacked up face, because I guess she’s got that stripper body, that instagram look, she’s skinny and alright, not a tall girl with a troll face that has some face injections and a stylist to make her marketable…. I guess her face doesn’t really matter when she’s producing self produced porno starring her, directed by her, written by her, filmed by her, with a special guest appearance by her damn mirror…wearing panties, in what the fuck is this shameless exhibitionist porno shit…and why is girl compelled to basically sex the damn world.. I don’t get it…but I don’t get much…keeep making that low level instagram porno girl.. The post Bella Hadid in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mara Teigen’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Her name is Mara Teigen, she’s one of the first rounds of “famous” instagram models – who got a following because her half naked pics would make it to the popular page, but she never really maximized like other instagram models out there who were able to become household names….thanks in part to the Kendall Jenners of the world…and/or hip hop music…. This one was more cheesy, typical, her images repetitive as fuck, but in LA, the center of the world, so people followed her assuming she was someone, or connected, or at least fucking rich guys – and she probably was… But she just never broke through, sure 700,000 people follow her on that shit like she’s Tila Tequila and this is myspace…but they don’t actually give a fuck about her… So she’s taken it upon herself and her BOTOX face….to wear a sheer top and no bra for an event she knew paparazzi would be at…because…tits get you noticed…when you have no other marketable talent and you’ve pretty much peaked in terms of getting instagram campaigns for skinny teas…and protein powder… I just find social media content so fucking boring….but nipples…they are good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day

Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own…. I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world… The post Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut…. Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.

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Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Fame Whore of the Day

I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows.

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