I’ve been following Dove Cameron ‘s career for a while now (relax, she’s 21, I’m not trying to run for Senator of Alabama here…). And I’ve been waiting for her to ditch the whole former Disney Channel star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. So today’s a big day — her first red carpet tongue action. I’m so proud. Pride’s one of those emotions you feel in your pants, right?
I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is only 20, probably because she dresses and acts like some future washed-out hot nobody (AKA the Lindsay Lohan career path). But then she does something dumb like drawing a bunch of stupid hearts and pictures all over her lingerie selfie and then I remember. Good to know she’s still got at least a couple years of relevance left.
“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” Padma Lakshmi is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – get the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john… She’s in her 50s, in her lingerie, demostrating tits that tricked men into making the creature that crawled out of her cunt…worth more than God… Terrible human being..but the tits are good…not worth billion dollar babies according to me..that she can prove otherwise with bank statements…but still good..for an old weathered cunt… The post Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shay Mitchell is from Canada…Shay Mitchell is also from TV…Shay Mitchell is Shay Mitchell…she’s trying to rebrand so she’s not typecast…she’s in lingerie…Fascinating… These pictures of her in her lingerie are from 2015, probably for her massive social media, as these girls need lingerie pics for their own personal collection, in what I think is the weirdest movement in pop culture, that I don’t hate because I like half naked girls, but I don’t know or like that they are so self involved that they feel the need to stage photoshoots…SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING LAME… But She’s Canadian….and being a thirsty try hard trying to get ahead giving the fans what they want in the form of slutty behavior is party of her hustle…to break free from the show that made her…to give her a career in the future just holding teas and protein powder for instagram…. WEIRD. The post Shay Mitchell Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shay Mitchell is from Canada…Shay Mitchell is also from TV…Shay Mitchell is Shay Mitchell…she’s trying to rebrand so she’s not typecast…she’s in lingerie…Fascinating… These pictures of her in her lingerie are from 2015, probably for her massive social media, as these girls need lingerie pics for their own personal collection, in what I think is the weirdest movement in pop culture, that I don’t hate because I like half naked girls, but I don’t know or like that they are so self involved that they feel the need to stage photoshoots…SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING LAME… But She’s Canadian….and being a thirsty try hard trying to get ahead giving the fans what they want in the form of slutty behavior is party of her hustle…to break free from the show that made her…to give her a career in the future just holding teas and protein powder for instagram…. WEIRD. The post Shay Mitchell Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with… I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”… Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit… Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit. Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo.. Yes I am buying into their shit.. The post Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with… I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”… Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit… Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit. Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo.. Yes I am buying into their shit.. The post Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lena Dunham showed the results of her discipline in the gym with her Instagram fans on Monday while clad in lingerie. She has said that regular exercise has helped improve her health and quell her anxiety. And Lena Dunham was delighted to show the results of her discipline in the gym with her Instagram fans on Monday. The 29-year-old stripped down to her lingerie and put her flesh on show for an inspirational photo and exuded confidence in her pose and in her words.