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Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day

You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that…. Here she is straddling a chair… The post Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day

Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day

Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day

Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day

I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one… I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself… She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was… Here’s the instagram video… A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day

When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to… There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear.. Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9… But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything… You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world… The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 8, 2015 at 5:40am PDT Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models… Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes… Here’s the video anyway… The post Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Behati Prinsloo Sizzle Reel of the Day

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me, not because I’ve never met her or any of the other famous hookers I would fuck, but prefer to hate on the site, because I don’t think they deserve the praise or money they get…you know like I was that Elliott Rodgers loser, only I actually get laid…because there’s always a willing bitch when you have no standards… I just see hotter girls than these models all the time, who don’t have the same ego, or entitlement, who aren’t living the life and who aren’t egotistical snobs who have been given everything they ever wanted with little to no work… Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me because Adam Levine cums in her…and she allows it..like it’s not a rape situation, but rather a retirement plan, child support situation and I don’t care how big his dick or wallet is…his music is enough reason for him to die alone, shunned by society for being the fucking worst… Here’s some sizzle reel I guess one of her fans made…weird.

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pic of the Day

It’s safe to say that this is the best picture I’ve seen of Michelle Rodriguez, Lesbian, pretty much in the history of Michelle Rodriguez because it reminds of of some kind of Lesbian Mermaid, doing a dolphin dive, showing the world where girls stick their noses while she’s not wearing the strap on she uses to be the man that she is… If you read this site you will know this is one of her old tricks…andShe was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE All uneventful, all lesbianic…yet half naked, even though lesbians are historically designed to wear snowsuits… TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

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Iza Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this fitness porn scene starring Iza Goulart in action before. But I never get tired of her doing whatever the fuck this sex move pretending to be fitness for the sake of people on instagram to masturbate, all while inspiring her women fans to practice doing what she does to get the body she has so that guys actually want to fuck them…. There’s a fine line between what is internet porn and erotica…and what is porn and erotic, because I find this sexier than throat fucking videos, yet throat fucking videos aren’t allowed on instagram, but fitness is…not that I care, as long as these bitches are producing the shit so that I don’t have to join a gym and get arrested like the high level pervert that I am…

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