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Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 8, 2015 at 5:40am PDT Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models… Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes… Here’s the video anyway… The post Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ Pictures of the Day

It isn’t a day…without a Miley Cyrus picture in it…So here is the Miley Cyrus picture of the day her bending into a car like a street hooker…because she’s a hooker…not that I like to call girls hookers…and I love hookers…but sometimes girls choose to be hookers…like Miley…and that is magical…enough… These are less interesting than….her V Magazine Porno Polaroid Nudes …or the pic of her FINGERING HERSELF IN SHORTS TO THE V MAGAZINE NUDES in the Forum CLICK HERE

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Zuzana Kopuncova in Bathing Suits of the Day

Zuzana Kopuncova has the name of a girl who should be locked in the basement of a stripclub in some Eastern European city. You know, because she was abducted or sold to the MAFIA by her father to pay off some kind of debt, or because the MAFIA was looking for some young, tight pussy, to work their CAM companies for free, or at least to save their parents from being killed off. But instead, this Zuzana Kopuncova, is just some lovely Slovakian, 5 foot 10, goddess, all long and lean, because she’s a model, modelling bathing suits, all thanks to the fall of communism, because without the fall of communism, she’d be sewing work uniforms in a factory for 1 dollar a day, and that would be a waste of such amazingness…

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Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other….. Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Olivia Munn Bottom Feeding Cleavage of the Day

Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this picture of her bending over suggestively…showing off her cleavage that I can assume is fake….like the rest of her….you know the kind of twat who on her quest to be famous with average at best looks….pretended she was something she wasn’t, targeted the nerds like the popular girl at school trying to get the votes for Prom queen…with little to no sincerity….developing a fan base that opened doors for her….but luckily not too wide…cuz she’s struggling to make this acting thing work…and you know hate her or not…I am always into lookin at tit…even when it is clothed….

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Kelly Rowland Bottom Feeding of the Day

I am not posting these pics – I am posting them because I like watching bitches bottom feed…You see Kelly Rowland was a star once…one of the three girls of Destiny’s Child, selling albums, living the life…and then one day….the lead Beyonce said “fuck this shit, and these latch on bitches, I’m gonna go blossom on my own cuz I’m a goddess”….thanks to too much positive affirmation and an ego….doing everything in her power to overshadow the other girls..leading to Kelly Rowland buying fake tits and now buying a clay hand mold at Planet Fucking Hollywood…I’m talking PLANET HOLLYWOOD to immortalize and eternalize her fucking life in music while promoting her next solo album no one will buy….fuckign amazing….on so many levels…. But in her defense, at least she gets the risiduals from her previous career cuz this new one’s going no where…. Now maybe she should show us her vagina…cuz that wet fleshy hole…no matter what it looks like….or how meaty it is…keeps every single girl alive at least semi relevant…True story…

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Geri Halliwell is Elegant and Classy of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Geri Halliwell or as some like to call her Ginger Spice or at least what is going on with her face in these pictures…but I do know that she looks all haggard and useless and emaciated like an ex stripper on dexatrim…oh right because she is an ex stripper….who may or may not be on dexatrim….because there was a time she was fat and now she’s not….not that it matters…..these pics suck…I prefer her when she’s flashing tit …. But here are her pics anyway, you know since I’m the president of her unofficial fan club that I just started cuz I got nothing else going on…

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Geri Halliwell is Elegant and Classy of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Geri Halliwell or as some like to call her Ginger Spice or at least what is going on with her face in these pictures…but I do know that she looks all haggard and useless and emaciated like an ex stripper on dexatrim…oh right because she is an ex stripper….who may or may not be on dexatrim….because there was a time she was fat and now she’s not….not that it matters…..these pics suck…I prefer her when she’s flashing tit …. But here are her pics anyway, you know since I’m the president of her unofficial fan club that I just started cuz I got nothing else going on…

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Vanessa Pudgens Pumping Gas of the Day

Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal…. Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis of the Day

Here’s a story of a man who wanted to have a bigger penis, so he decided to attach a weight to the shit and it swelled 5 times its original size and turn black like he was a rapper or some shit, but instead of getting a fat white girl, he got an embarrassing visit from the firemen who had to cuz the weight off his dick and I have a feeling this motherfucker reads my site, because that kind of desperation for an average sized dick is only something I’d expect from you. On a sidenote, I used to follow the Circumsized Support Group, because I thought it was funny that people actually had a support group because they were circumsized without their consent as kids and part of their recovery process was to attach weights to their dicks to stretch the skin out and give the illusion that they were never hacked the fuck up. But I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny, so watch the video.

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