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Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy

Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s Juicy Swimsuit Pictures

I’m not sure if Christina Milian has a new reality show because over the weekend I’ve been seeing an endless amount of Paparazzi pictures of her at the beach. Hopefully, I’m right because girl likes to hang out in swimsuits and show off that juicy body of hers. Both her booty and chesticles look delicious. I can’t decide what I’d like to dig into first!

Geri Halliwell is Elegant and Classy of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Geri Halliwell or as some like to call her Ginger Spice or at least what is going on with her face in these pictures…but I do know that she looks all haggard and useless and emaciated like an ex stripper on dexatrim…oh right because she is an ex stripper….who may or may not be on dexatrim….because there was a time she was fat and now she’s not….not that it matters…..these pics suck…I prefer her when she’s flashing tit …. But here are her pics anyway, you know since I’m the president of her unofficial fan club that I just started cuz I got nothing else going on…

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Stephanie Pratt Gets A B For Effort

This Stephanie Pratt chick must be doing something right because this is the second time this week that I’ve had her on the site. The first time I had no choice, she was wearing denim short shorts that were smaller than my boxer shorts, and I wear those little European boxers. These aren’t quite as good as that, we see a little too much face for my taste, but she’s making a decent effort drawing our eye to her little cleavage. According to her t-shirt ‘ Blondes Do It Better’ … The jury is still out on that one, but some bikini pictures might sway my vote. Ps – If you’re wondering what the B is for… It’s for boner. Ha!