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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: January 30 – February 5, 2010

It was a week that featured the release of one sex-crazed star from rehab (Tiger Woods), along with more revelations about another (John Edwards). Below, we recount the highs, low and general hysterics from the last few days in the celebrity gossip world… Tiger Woods is a free man . Hide your cocktail waitresses! Tila Tequila left Twitter, then returned two days later and said she’s doing her fake baby daddy . Jake had some trouble when he strayed from cue cards on this week’s edition of The Bachelor . We met new American Idol hopefuls, such as Haeley Vaughn and Didi Benami . Two men that were on top of the world… before they got on top of anything with breasts. Michael Irvin was sued for rape . Jon Stewart provided a rare voice of reason on Fox News . Note to Mel Gibson: You’re the a$$hole . The Jersey Shore cast needs a place to live . Remember: follow THG on Twitter for the most up-to-date entertainment news, gossip, photos, crazy quotes and all else, 24/7/365. Thank for reading.

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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: January 30 – February 5, 2010

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis of the Day

Here’s a story of a man who wanted to have a bigger penis, so he decided to attach a weight to the shit and it swelled 5 times its original size and turn black like he was a rapper or some shit, but instead of getting a fat white girl, he got an embarrassing visit from the firemen who had to cuz the weight off his dick and I have a feeling this motherfucker reads my site, because that kind of desperation for an average sized dick is only something I’d expect from you. On a sidenote, I used to follow the Circumsized Support Group, because I thought it was funny that people actually had a support group because they were circumsized without their consent as kids and part of their recovery process was to attach weights to their dicks to stretch the skin out and give the illusion that they were never hacked the fuck up. But I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny, so watch the video.

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Alba Bending Over in Shorts of the Day

Do you ever look at mother’s of pretty much any age and wonder what position they were in the night their baby daddy’s sperm stuck. You know whether they were in doggy or missionary, or if they were on top

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Alba Bending Over in Shorts of the Day