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Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too. Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me… I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?” Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems. The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Chloe Bridges, I don’t know if she’s related to Jeff or Lloyd or the Other Bridges…maybe she’s one of their daughters, or maybe she’s just some stage parented kid, who isn’t a kid anymore but who has been in the game since she was 16, not that this is a very fun game but it is a joke…the amount of money these idiots make…and how they represent everything that is wrong with society…all while encouraging other talentless fucks to try to find their talent or at least fake it long enough to get some noise around them so that they can be shot by the paparazzi too.. Her IMDB includes nothing you’ve ever heard of…except one or two episodes on some popular shows… But her PR Team has gone the route of typical..bikini bullshit..that is still bikini…even if it is bullshit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Naked for Instagram of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner had her nude pics taken by Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James. I am going to assume it is for his new book, because he posted this very similar picture of Adriana Lima naked thanking her for participating in his book…. I like to think that the Kardashians hired him to include them, all in efforts of Kendall landing a gig at Victoria’s Secret as one of their models, because in case you didn’t know, that’s kind of what her hustle is, and what better way to do it than with their main dude. I find the whole thing, and their existence ridiculous, and I just hope that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give her that stamp of approval she seeks because it is good publicity for the brand. I don’t think this or really any Kardashian should be an icon or inspiration to anyone, especially not the youth, and I am a guy who is all for self shot interracial porn for profit….it’s just they are so vile as a group…I can’t appreciate the good they’ve done in their exploiting of themselves and their children to get rich…and instead I just see red… I guess what I am saying is that these Kendall nudes should have more black dick in them, you know do it for the family or something…I don’t know…I just know her older sister outting this pic is all part of everything wrong with these idiots…creating their own nude scandal without any of the pornography portion….waste of time.

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Dissecting Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied… Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked… I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people. We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily… She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles… So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that…. Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely. Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…

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Karrueche Tran’s Ass for Chris Brown’s Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Brown posted this picture of his girl Karrueche Tran in a thong…and I guess it is safe to say, she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, that’s why she’s dating Chris Brown in the first place…or the kind of girl who knows that if she doesn’t do what Chris Brown tells her…she’ll regret it… Now, I’m no Chris Brown expert, but I have been told be numerous people who know him, that he is actually a good dude, a nice guy and that the Rihanna thing was actually Rihanna beating the fuck out of herself, calling the cops saying he did it, and I don’t know how true that is, but I do know crazy girls exist, and I also know that Chris Brown beating her took her career to new heights…I also trust nothing that happens in Hollywood, it’s a plastic place filled with lies, but I do trust an ass in a thong….

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Megan Fox VS Nicola Peltz Bathrobe Selfie WARS of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about. I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get in trouble for calling girls hookers..apparently calling a girl a hooker is libellous and they can turn around and sue you, unless you have proof that they exchange money for using their body to hustle…you know sell your soul for money…which I like to think that Jessica Alba does, because on the spectrum of Hooker…this is proof she’s on it.. Now she’s a Mexican, I don’t really think she knows the magnitude of anything she does, I think she’s got management that position her, and that throw money at her, thinking “she’s a mom, let’s start an organic product line called honest, because no one will think we are dishonest, when honest is in the name”….and “we’ll get her to post in bikinis, holding the bottle, and other moms who grew up on her will buy”…and I guess they do.. People love this shit, and when looking at her in a bikini, she’s a mom of two, great body, but not the talentless filler needed to make a shitty movie a hit dudes jerk off to..not mention she didn’t ever get naked….making this Honest hustle, a way better scam for her…and I guess also of us….

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Anna Griffin Is One Busty Cougar

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

You guys probably know by now that the only magazines I read on a regular basis are the ones they have to send you in a black plastic bag, so I’ve never heard of this Coco Eco Magazine before, or its busty cougar editor-in-chief Anna Griffin . But now that I have, I’ve decided I want to become a regular subscriber. Not to the magazine of course, I meant to pictures of Anna’s cleavage. Now that’s something I’d definitely be interested in getting sent to me every month. Where do I sign up? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Busts Out Big Time

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I know I like to rag on Kim Kardashian for being my favorite porn star and just another talentless nobody who got lucky, but c’mon, who doesn’t? That said, even I’ve gotta admit that she’s been dressing pretty great lately , busting out her new MILF funbags every chance she gets. And if there’s one thing I can support, it’s a nobody trying to get more attention through her cleavage. In fact, I think we might have finally found Kim’s true talent: showing busty MILFs everywhere how they ought to be dressing. I never thought I’d say this, but well done. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Oh NO NO: 10 WORST Rihanna Hairstyles (Photo Gallery)

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna has always been fashionably bold and free with an edgy style imitated by millions of unwashed hoodrats across the world. Hate or love the talentless superstar, she’s one of Pop’s most influential style icons despite these infamous hair disasters. Here are the reckless hoodrat princess’ ten worst hairstyles ever. Take a look.

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