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Lily Rose Depp’s See Through Top and Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is one of my favorite celebrity children, I just like her look more than anything, I don’t know anything about her as a human, you know I haven’t had much of an opportunity to spend one on one time with her filming my documentary on celebrity children, we haven’t interracted on social media, I haven’t been invited to her parties or birthdays….I am strictly basing it on the way she looks because if you look good, you can do no wrong in personality, as we will all forgive some cunt if she’s cute….it’s scientific fact… Well she wore some possibly see through shirt on social media and I liked it. That’s not all!!!! Here she is in a “black” shirt to show solidarity with all the whores pretending to show solidarity despite being all full off shit vapid and vain cunts that have no only sucked dick for jobs but also mocked other women for sucking dicks for jobs their entire existence…no matter how holier than thou they want to be…I see through the nonsense they don’t even believe..but are angling because people are responsive and it’s hard to go viral these days…so do whatever you can to get noticed….becuase they are by default attention seeking, follower seeking, assholes who want to get paid more….through more work…and this is their chance to be heros… NOT that Lily Rose Depp can relate…she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter and doesn’t need to suck dick to get jobs. Here is her ass in a bikini for some movie she’s filming because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter and doesn’t need to suck dick to get jobs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp’s See Through Top and Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Winona Ryder Model of the Day

The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide. At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits… Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits… And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago… The post Winona Ryder Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too. Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me… I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?” Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems. The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff is So Meta of the Day

Hilary Duff is so meta…that’s hip internet speak for who the fuck knows what..I just assume it’s like Inception, like a picture of Hilary Duff Looking at a Picture of Hilary Duff, posted to her Hilary Duff Instagram, to “Hey did you see who’s on the cover of @redbookmag this month? ME!!! I look the exact same don’t I?”…Then she posted a WINKY FACE..calling out redbook for fucking her up with photoshoot…She’s so coy…or just a bitch, an unappreciative bitch, who thinks she’s a bigger deal than Redbook…because she’s Hilary Fucking Duff… HER NIPPLE HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY – IT WAS PRETTY MAJOR NEWS Here are those redbook pics, I already posted them, but you can’t get enough Hilary Duff, that’s a scientific fact…unless you’re her husband than you run from that crazy bitch as fast as you can and deal with her strictly through child support checks…as you should.. The post Hilary Duff is So Meta of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day

Maria Menounos posted a picture of herself in a bikini…and you probably shouldn’t care, because as a greek girl, her asshole is what actually matters…she uses it as her vagina… I mean you shouldn’t care because this is Maria Menounos, who was just a host on some shitty network GOSSIP show on TV every night…I’m talking low level tabloid shit that you shouldn’t watch, unless maybe you’re a depressing, on disability fuck, who is into her mouth telling them nonsense as they eat their processed food in their trailer park in some shitty middle american town…which coincidentally is probably you. The post Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Belly on a Yacht Party of the Day

Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of

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Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens… That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me…. I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties… The post Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lil Kim Throws MAJOR Shade at Nicki Minaj with "Identity Theft"

Her feud with Azealia Banks is just heating up, but now it seems Nicki Minaj will have to fight a war on two fronts, as one of her oldest beefs has officially been rekindled. Lil Kim has been taking shots at Nicki for years, but a song the former Biggie protege released today might be her angriest diss track to date. The track is titled “Identity Theft” and, well, we thing the cover art says it all: Lil Kim: Identity Theft Yes, that’s Kim’s driver’s license (with a fake address and five years shaved off her age) with Nicki’s photo on it.  We’re no experts on subtle imagery, but we’re pretty sure it’s Kim’s way of saying Nicki copied her style. The lyrics, of course, include plentiful death threats, along with lines like, “Anything you try to do, I done did it…I gave birth to your style.”  Nicki has yet to respond to allegations that she’s a Kim biter, but we’d imagine she’s in the studio recording a rebuttal as we speak. But don’t be surprised if it takes Nicki a while to finish the response track. Between Azealia Banks, Lil Kim – oh, and her feud with Iggy Azalea – Ms. Minaj has a lot of beef on her plate these days.  Nicki Minaj Cleavage Photos 1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Photo Nicki takes a photo of her own breasts. Of course she posted it to Instagram.

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Baby Elephant Sits on Man’s Lap, Doesn’t Realize He’s an Elephant

The following footage is downright adorable. We might feel differently if we were the man at the center of it… but we’re not. In the first of a collection of cute elephant videos, a baby elephant strolls over to a man and sits right down on his lap, apparently unaware that he’s an elephant and not a poodle. The man puts up with the adorable maneuver, even grabbing the elephant’s tail when he walks away because, it’s a scientific fact, no one can resist a baby elephant. Check out the precious clip below, watch as an elephant also sits on the lap of a woman and then scroll through many other examples of these underrated animals being pretty awesome: 9 Viral Elephant Videos 1. Elephant Sits on Man’s Lap Well, this is downright adorable. Look what happens when this baby elephant comes across a nice man… with a strong lap.

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Rita Rusic Old Hot Body in her Bikini of the Day

What it comes down to is that if more granny aged bitches looked like this….the world would be a better fucking place….It just takes a little fucking work…some good genes and some plastic surgery but it makes hanging out by the pool far less offensive than it normally is when fat, sloppy with their skin slowly peeling off their body…saggy as fuck…but Rita Rusic brings hope…

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