I’ve been following Dove Cameron ‘s career for a while now (relax, she’s 21, I’m not trying to run for Senator of Alabama here…). And I’ve been waiting for her to ditch the whole former Disney Channel star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. So today’s a big day — her first red carpet tongue action. I’m so proud. Pride’s one of those emotions you feel in your pants, right?
I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is only 20, probably because she dresses and acts like some future washed-out hot nobody (AKA the Lindsay Lohan career path). But then she does something dumb like drawing a bunch of stupid hearts and pictures all over her lingerie selfie and then I remember. Good to know she’s still got at least a couple years of relevance left.
I know it’s tough out there for a hottie, especially when they’re in their late 40s like Jennifer Lopez is. It gets harder and harder to keep those 15 minutes going. And I guess that’s why J-Lo has been Snapchatting cleavage pictures like some 20-something Insta-wannabe. It’d be sad, if it wasn’t so damn hot. So, uh, nevermind, keep ’em coming, please!
I know it’s tough out there for a hottie, especially when they’re in their late 40s like Jennifer Lopez is. It gets harder and harder to keep those 15 minutes going. And I guess that’s why J-Lo has been Snapchatting cleavage pictures like some 20-something Insta-wannabe. It’d be sad, if it wasn’t so damn hot. So, uh, nevermind, keep ’em coming, please!
Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares… A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 1:19pm PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:37am PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:21pm PST