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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jackie Cruz Orange is the New Black in a White Thong of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Orange you glad to see Jackie Cruz in a thong bikini… Orange maybe you’re like me and you have no idea who Jackie Cruz is…thanks to writing this badly written pop culture website with no knowledge of really anything that has anything to do with anything….but my own drunken sexual dysfunctions… Well, she’s on Orange is the New black…where I guess she has lesbian sex…because I think that’s what that show is about…you’ve probably seen her naked, but I’m too lazy to google her And she gets in thongs in Miami, as Miami people do…which isn’t all that exciting, unless you’re into her and her ethnically ambigous…gender ambiguous…face…and ass…in a thong…for the record…she’s Domincan….and not a Kardashian.. This is my favorite thing about her: At age 16, Cruz moved out of her mother’s apartment and became homeless.[8] When she was 17, she was the victim of a car accident where she suffered a collapsed lung, as well as a coma and having to undergo brain surgery.[5][11][4][8] Her song “Sweet Sixteen” is based on the incident.[8] Rough life – beach living.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF AN ETHICALLY AMBIGUOUS WHITE THONG CLICK HERE The post Jackie Cruz Orange is the New Black in a White Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck… But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real… I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in… Here she is performing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders.. Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack. The post Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders.. Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack. The post Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maite Perroni in GQ Mexico of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maite Perroni is a 31 year old Mexican actress and singer…and she’s in a bikini. Fascinating story… Being half Mexican, I feel like part of me should turn the site into a Mexican fan site, I mean I already have the wrestling mask, and figure Mexicans are loyal to their own people, even when their own people are assholes…like Eva Longoria…but then I remember that Mexicans don’t own computers….except for the rich ones and the rich ones want to be anything but Mexican…so it would be a fail… But I’ll still post this Mexican, who looks nothing like my mother, but the whole situation reminds me of when I used to go to the stripclubs with my black manager at a shitty job and how angry he would be with every black stripper he saw, I’m talking he wouldn’t look at them, and he’d tell them they were a disgrace every time they walked by…he was a firm believer in fat white strippers though… Not that this Mexican is a stripper..but she might as well be, since she’s showing off them tits…tits I wish I met in a village making corn tortillas…in the brothel…before having 14 kids.

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Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican… I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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