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Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins… Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over. The post Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek Is 50 And Bootylicious!

Here’s Salma Hayek busting out for the latest issue of GQ , and I want to make sure you’re sitting down for this one (and not just because these pictures are so hot they’re going to make it difficult to stand up)… See, I was just reminded that Salma turned 50 last year. That’s right. 50. And she’s still looking 50 times hotter than 99% of the so-called Instagram models out there half her age. I guess some things just get better with age, and Salma’s funbags are definitely one of them. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

The Rest Of Salma Hayek's GQ Shoot Is Here, And Damn…

Last week we got a peek at Salma Hayek’s insanely sexy photo shoot for GQ Mexico, and this week we finally got the rest of the images. Let me tell you, they do NOT disappoint!… read more

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Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek Busts Out Big Time

Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Best Of: Birthday Babe Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek first bared her beauties in 1995’s Desperado , then went leztastically award worthy in 2002’s Frida ! Salma really went for the gold when she bared all in 2006’s Ask the Dust , showing that forty is fabulously skinsational! Thanks for the mammaries Salma!

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Salma Hayek: Two Crazed Women Threaten to Kidnap Her Daughter!!

It’s a parent’s worst nightmare.  And, unfortunately, for actress Salma Hayek, the fear of someone kidnapping her children is all too real. Hayek obtained a restraining order against two crazed women who have allegedly been impersonating the actress. She believes the women’s motive is to enmesh themselves into her life so that they can get close to her. And worse, like something out of a movie, Salma believes they might attempt to kidnap her daughter and hold her for ransom! Her fear of kidnapping comes from an incident when one of the mentally disturbed women pretended to be Salma and made “a veiled threat regarding kidnapping and ransoming” her daughter. Hayek reported that an email from the women said, “I know where her daughter will be. How much is her life worth?” The women were ordered to stay a minimum of 100 yards away from Hayek, her husband, and her daughter. A court date is scheduled for next month to make the order permanent. Though the ordeal is dramatic, one wouldn’t guess that such drama is happening.  Just two days ago, while playing it cool,  Salma ate silk worms and deep fried frog  on a Watch What Happens Live segment.

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Padma Lakshmi’s Super Impressive Cleavage

If any of you actually read these posts instead of just skipping straight to the pictures, then you probably already know that Top Chef is one of my favorite shows on TV. Mostly because of Padma Lakshmi here, who’s got to be the tastiest reality show host ever. And here she is dropping some mouthwatering cleavage at the NBC Upfronts in New York. And if this is a preview of what we can expect this season, I can’t wait. I’m drooling already. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Salma Hayek Needs To Show The Goods

Salma Hayek ‘s given us a ton of red carpet hotness over the years, so whenever I hear there’s new pictures of Salma at a premiere, I expect to see some epic cleavage . But here she is at Cannes for her new movie Tale of Tales and I’ve gotta say, Salma’s a little more covered up than I’d hoped. Then again, I was hoping for her to show up in a bikini… But hey, a guy can dream, right? Photos: WENN.com

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Nicola Peltz is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or her father is, which makes her a billionaire…with all the right morals and values in place like wanting to be a model, actress and famous…because the masses sucking up to her is better than just her immediate circle but more importantly…she’s skinny and I like it…enough to think she’s hot…and to encourage the public to buy into her nonsense egotistical attempt to feel complete, valid, appreciated, love her daddy never gave her…because he was too busy making billions…because I’d rather look at her than other rich trash pollution our lives thanks to the media…because she’ hot.

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