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Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweat Stains of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl… I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much… I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing… I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up… Either way, this is weird and erotic. The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweat Stains of the Day

Sophie Monk Is Sexy In Maxim

I make a lot of jokes about Sophie Monk being one of the hottest jobless celebrities out there, seriously I still don’t know what the hell she does, but that’s all about to change because it looks like someone has finally hired her. Here she is on the cover of Maxim magazine, I’m guessing some obscure country’s edition, looking pretty damn sexy in her little bikini. There’s no question that the woman belongs in a bikini having her picture taken, I just wish it was at my house.