Leave it up to the stepGIRLS to turn a sunglass shoot for Stunner of the Month with Julien Laperiere into the best sunglass shoot in the history of fucking sunglass shoots because it makes you want to use those sunglasses for what they are made for and that is to keep the cum out of her eyes when you’re done…masturbating to her… Right?
Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine… I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy… Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”… Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants… Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…
Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine… I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy… Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”… Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants… Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…
The stepGIRLS did a photoshoot with photographer Julien Archambeault for AKOMPLICE ….and SILLY STRING CUM SHOTS HAPPENED….because that’s what happens to girls who take candy from a DrunkenStepfather….
The stepGIRLS did a photoshoot with photographer Julien Archambeault for AKOMPLICE ….and SILLY STRING CUM SHOTS HAPPENED….because that’s what happens to girls who take candy from a DrunkenStepfather….
Filed under: Mariah Carey , Michael Jackson , Nick Cannon Mariah Carey wants Michael Jackson ‘s living room set in the worst way — and we mean worst. TMZ has learned Mariah has ordered Kenneth Bordewick , her interior designer, to bid on an ornate living room set owned by Michael at Julien’s Auction , which… Read more
We’re live from New York, where a bunch of Anna Nicole Smith memorabilia is going to be auctioned off by Julien’s Auctions — and Larry Birkhead is there! // Included in the auction: A bunch of clothes, golf clubs, custom doggy bed and a painting of her… Read more
Filed under: Michael Jackson Who’s a bigger draw — Michael Jackson or David Gest? Mr. Gest seems to think it’s him, because he’s threatened Julien’s Auctions with a big fat lawsuit for using his name to hawk Michael Jackson memorabilia.TMZ has obtained a federal lawsuit filed …