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Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day

I heard jewelry sales are down 20 percent this Christmas….over last Christmas – which means Jewelry manufacturers need to step their game up and get models like Margaux Brooke, who I’ve never heard of, but who is naked for a Jewelry brand, to get naked for a Jewelry brand… I’ve seen similar, possibly the same company, with their nude shoots, because keep it pure and simple, about the jewelry, and nothing else…but a naked girl…because naked girls fucking sell product it’s the one thing I learned in an advertising class I took in community college… I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, I mean at least starting point of an ideal relationship, since I am more of a gaping asshole kind of guy…..because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, their dreams, their journey, their ambition, their sexual history, the time their teacher told them they would amount to nothing or the time they got raped, the bad relationships, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about hating them because their nonsense is getting in the way of cumming to them….anything deeper than tits or gaping asshole has a 99 percent change of ruining a person – as 99 percent of people are the fucking worst…. This logic applies to hookers also, because when you pay them to come over, and start talking to them, you’ll never get the to shut up, and when you’re paying them to suck your dick, if you even get to that point, if you even want that to happen after they go into their shit because they are hookers and see you as a therapy session – or an opportunity to sob story you so they don’t have to suck your dick but will still take your money when the hour is up – because they are hookers…..hookers… The post Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong. But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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