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Miss Bum Bum for Xmas and Other Videos of the Day

Christmas Dreams Birthday Assholes Car Sends Man in a Shop Teen Fakes Insanity Angry Mom Driving Fail The post Miss Bum Bum for Xmas and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career. I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on…. But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding…. So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on. How about her breast feeding pic: JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear who you may remember as the 90s babe from basically mainstream porno, the TV version, an Aaron Spelling show, masturbatory and cheesy as fuck, but that people would get hooked on like the assholes people are….at least we assume her dad is Richie Sambora, who knows what Heather Locklear was doing in her peak, in terms of cum in her pussy…for all we know this could be the child of another rocker that she won’t ever admit to…because that’s how groupie celebrity blond high bro porno level actors who don’t get naked live… Ava, has taken her trust fund, her spoiled brat life, and become pretty fucking low level model, up on some IRELAND BALDWIN shit… You’d think, she’d do better in her shameless self promotion, I am sure she could easily be up there with the Hadids being shameless, getting paid…but instead..she just does low hanging clickbait like this. I’ll still look at her tits, because youthful tits remind me of a life worth living. The post Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev in Vintage Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that certain players in Hollywood who are known creepers, which for the record is likely every dude in Hollywood, they didn’t get into the movie business to make the most money possible, these are smart Jewish business people, they got into it for ego, to get noticed, to be seen, to be envied, otherwise they’d work behind the scenes somewhere and fuck hot chicks who aren’t models or actresses… But the one player in Hollywood who I have heard the most stories from slutty girls I know or have met randomly – a guy who does blow off their assholes – sleeps 4 hours a day – is an aggressive fuck and who makes them sign contracts, and likely pays their rent for them to keep their mouths shut….is Seacrest…Julianne Hough’s ex boyfriend..making this mormon in her mormon bikini with her friend Nina Dobrev….in a mormon bikini….a dirty little mormon, even now that she’s married. Wild times. The post Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev in Vintage Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipple of the Day?

Gwyneth Paltrow is the kind of woman who isn’t even that interesting of a personality…but who was in movies at one point in time…and who dated a bunch of celebrities at one point in time…all thanks to her dad being in the industry so that she didn’t really have to actually suck dick to get ahead..it just sort of happened for her…nepotism… Yet she matters, is influential enough to remind us how ridiculous people actually are, and how they are suckers for anyone they see on TV, believe their bullshit, and buy into them…and this bitch just trolls them to see how far she can take it…if she tells them to stick a dead strsy cat in their assholes…they will…that fascinates me. This may be her nipple. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipple of the Day? appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paper in Ass Cheeks Challenge Makes me Happy and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy ROad Rage – Dude Takes On Two Assholes Naked man at the Met Gala – Outfit SUV vs Bar Teacher KNocked Out During Brawl Woman Hits Herself with Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers Comp Gas Clerk Getting Stabbed Man With a Breast on his Back Naked Czech Guy Goes to the Store Girl Falls Off Amusement Ride and TAkes Out Two Ladies Weirdest Goldberg Machine 3 People Ejected from Bus When it Loses Wheels.. The post Paper in Ass Cheeks Challenge Makes me Happy and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Topless Protestors in Denver and Other stepNeWs of the Day

Rollin’…. Cat in a Jar Mom and Daughter Caught Shoplifting Orca’s Surfing Dead Man Found in Brooklyn… Luckiest Dog BULLS Vs Assholes Lightning VS Reindeer Gym Hump Trying to go to extreme lengths to Make Unicycle Cool… The post Topless Protestors in Denver and Other stepNeWs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

So Sarah Hyland was on vacation for one of her friend’s birthdays and I guess Labor Day…and some other chick from Bring It On, but not the original Bring it On, but rather Bring it On: In it to Win It…which I guess was the real Bring it On….Cassise Scerbo…oh she was also in Sharknado, that’s how we know she matters… So Sarah Hyland, the creepy really young looking, but over 18 year old, child star, posed with her friend in a bikini, which is enough for basic bitches like yourself to think “Omg lesbians, together in bikinis”…rahter than “Look too chicks in a bikini”….which we can assume they are…even if the younger generation eat each other out, because they see it in porn and gender and sexuality has no age… And if Sarah Hyland’s not a lesbian.why is she kissing ELLEN…. Here’s another video of her friends in Cabo…. A video posted by Laura Samuels (@laurasamuels8) on Sep 7, 2015 at 7:54pm PDT And pics: HEre are a couple of girls doing a flip….becuase you can see pussy definition in their bikinis pre-spring… The post Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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