Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is. The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude… The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious… To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK
Oh, good : The legal battle that threatened to derail the illustrious “people stitched together” Human Centipede series has been settled, enabling director Tom Six and franchise star Dieter Laser to move forward in the name of art on The Human Centipede 3 . (Guess that answers this question … or does it?) According to EW , with a peaceful accord achieved in the Human Centipede universe, Six and Laser are now moving forward on the third and most extreme pic in the franchise to date, which will culminate in the groundbreaking 500-person centipede chain audiences have been clamoring for. Flash back to last year : Laser, whose deranged Dr. Heiter sewed together three unfortunate souls in 2010’s The Human Centipede (First Sequence) and subsequently inspired even more depraved copycat crimes in 2011’s The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) , revealed that he and Six had come to an impasse over creative differences regarding the planned third film. “I loved the story when it was told, got the contract and the promise to have the script in 4 to 6 weeks,” Laser said in a statement. “When it arrived – half a year later and only after the official announcement – I didn’t like the realization at all, couldn’t identify with the character the way it was written and developed immediately and enthusiastically in a day and night marathon a version full of concrete and practical suggestions which would enable me to play the lead full throttle – same procedure as with Dr. Heiter – but this time it also would have had some unavoidable effects to the dramatic structure.” Per EW , Laser will return to the franchise playing a new character alongside Human Centipede 2 villain Laurence R. Harvey ; I’m envisioning the demented duo tearing across the U.S. making a human quilt out of ass-to-mouth victims, because Six has promised an America-set threequel that would “make the last one look like a Disney film,” and the pure, childlike delight in his face when I told him my seatmate fainted from shock during The Human Centipede 2 last year told me that we should all be scared of what’s to come. One last juicy tidbit to tantalize your twisted tastebuds: According to producer Ilona Six, The Human Centipede 3 will feature an appearance by “a big American celebrity.” Maybe HC supporters Eli Roth or Quentin Tarantino? Who’d you like to see, uh, woven into the fabric of the Human Centipede franchise? PREVIOUSLY IN THE ANNALS OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE(S) : The Human Centipede 3 Dispute: Legit Beef or Publicity Stunt? Tom Six on The Human Centipede II and What’s In Store for His American-Set Trilogy Ender Fantastic Fest: The Human Centipede 2 Premiere Claims A Victim Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
So this is happening: “For all you fans of the Centipede Sequence Series, Principal photography on Human Centipede 3 will take place in the Southern states of the U.S and Writer-director Tom Six himself will play a supporting role in the film. The American finale will be 100% politically incorrect and will answer questions left lingering from the first films. The Human Centipede 3 will have a 500+ person ‘pede. XXXXL American style! ” That’s a statement from The Human Centipede 3 producer Ilona Six , who confirmed plans for a third Human Centipede movie in a press release announcing a fancy new Blu-ray/DVD release of The Human Centipede (2009) and The Human Centipede 2 (2011) for UK audiences just in time for Halloween. But while we actually enjoyed The Human Centipede (2009) (much more than we thought we would, in fact), after the pointless exercise in shock value that was The Human Centipede 2 (2011) we have just one lingering question: does anybody actually want a third installment? Think you’ve got a steel stomach? Then put yourself to the test with barf-worthy scenes from A Serbian Film (2009), Saw III (2006), Hostel (2005) and more right here at MrSkin.com!
We had our complaints about Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis ‘ much-hyped lesbian scene in Black Swan (2010) here at Mr. Skin. But we have a feeling that the killjoys who griped about the film to the British Board of Film Classification last year had an entirely different issue with it. Black Swan tops the UK film board’s annual list of most complained-about films, receiving a total of 40 formal complaints from filmgoers who felt that the Sapphic scene ” was pornographic in nature ”, according to The Independent newspaper. The BBFC said that many of the complaints came from the ” confounded expectations ” of patrons who came expecting a ” ballet movie ” and instead were presented with an intense psychological thriller full of homoerotic subtext. Trust us, guys, it should’ve been a lot worse. The British have a long and not-so-proud history of censorship- check out the “video nasties” the BBFC doesn’t want you to see from Love Camp 7 (1969) to The Human Centipede 2 (2011) right here at MrSkin.com!
If you’re bored to death with Valentine’s Day, then you’re in luck, because we’ve got a mondolicious multitude of wild women this week on DVD and Blu-ray. Leading the pack are the sinful scissor sisters of Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), followed by the gorehound gals of The Human Centipede II (2011), the ’70s sexploitation sistas of Modus Operandi (2009), and the necromancer Nazis of The Devil’s Rock (2011). Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, Amber Heard will give you a Heard-on when you take a double shot of her dairies in The Rum Diary (2011). More after the jump!
If you’re both a movie fan and a consummate statistician, it’s easy to love and appreciate the Oscars for shoehorning the majority of film history into a manageable grading rubric. I’m an Oscar apologist myself, and I still have one bone to pick with the Academy — and all award-spewing organizations: the unnecessary reliance on gender-based categories. Is it not more thrilling to pit all actors against each other? Is there such an objective difference between Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock? Meryl Streep and Robert Downey Jr.? “Actor” is a gender-neutral term, and I think we’d all better off — and better entertained — without the meaningless siphoning. Thus, I’m stacking up the best performances of 2011 without categorical regard for gender or role size. It’s a winner-take-all affair, and this winner definitely wants it all. Here’s my top 10:
Earlier today 20th Century Fox unveiled a shiny new look at Michael Fassbender in Ridley Scott’s 2012 Alien related event pic Prometheus (via Empire ), all blond and space-suited. Exciting! As if that wasn’t enough to get your juices flowing, an unofficial version of the first trailer for the sci-fi thriller oozed onto the interwebs mere hours ago, and although it’s shaky-cammed with fuzzy audio and is even labeled “Leaked”… it’s kind of adrenaline-pumpingly awesome.
If you’ve been looking for a way to incorporate Tom Six’s gross-out film Human Centipede II into your holiday traditions, Conan O’B rien has just the gift for you: The first-ever (and hopefully last-ever) Human Centipede menorah — made up of nine unfortunate men and women bound to each other mouth-to-anus style, with each carrying a giant candle on his/her back. Mazel tov?
