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Joke Of The Day: What Did The Chipmunk Ask The Centipede? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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A team of little and big animals play football. The big animals lead in the first half, but the little animals win the game after…

Joke Of The Day: What Did The Chipmunk Ask The Centipede? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Joke Of The Day: What Did The Chipmunk Ask The Centipede? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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A team of little and big animals play football. The big animals lead in the first half, but the little animals win the game after…

Joke Of The Day: What Did The Chipmunk Ask The Centipede? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Watch Conan O’Brien Defile Hanukkah (and Tom Six’s Artistic Vision) With Human Centipede Menorah

If you’ve been looking for a way to incorporate Tom Six’s gross-out film Human Centipede II into your holiday traditions, Conan O’B rien has just the gift for you: The first-ever (and hopefully last-ever) Human Centipede menorah — made up of nine unfortunate men and women bound to each other mouth-to-anus style, with each carrying a giant candle on his/her back. Mazel tov?

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Watch Conan O’Brien Defile Hanukkah (and Tom Six’s Artistic Vision) With Human Centipede Menorah

Human Centipede 2 Trailer Promises a New Deranged Mastermind and Some Mommy Issues

Ever since deranged Dutch filmmaker Tom Six announced that Human Centipede 2 would make his original mouth-to-anus picture “look like a Disney film,” we have been anxiously awaiting video evidence. After seeing this week’s Australian teaser debut , IFC Films has granted us a first trailer for The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence , which has already been banned in the U.K. So guys, hold on tight to your Human Centipede charm necklaces and click through — except for you, Donnie Wahlberg .

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Karina Longworth Prefers The Human Centipede to Another Year

Mike Leigh’s Another Year , which has been met with generally positive reviews (currently 89% on Rotten Tomatoes) and even some Oscar buzz for Lesley Manville’s performance, has just received it’s first takedown from a major critic. “I haven’t seen a film this year that so openly invited me to revile each and every one of its characters — and I reviewed The Human Centipede ,” wrote Karina Longworth in LA Weekly . Not only that, her Human Centipede review was a positive one. [ LA Weekly ]

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Karina Longworth Prefers The Human Centipede to Another Year

Gift Guide: Remember Rita Hayworth (With a Few Famous Fans)

One for the pre-order pile, this collection of five Rita Hayworth films — three of them new to DVD — will not be released until Dec. 21. Those into suspense as well as Cover Girl will definitely want to take a look.

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Gift Guide: Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Human Centipede Poster

Every year the holidays introduce some new must-have toy to the zeitgeist. Meanwhile the film industry annually unveils some indelible, ubiquitous trendsetter of its own. What better way to commemorate 2010 — a year when resourcefulness and cost-cutting are themselves more fashionable than ever — than by combining all these imperatives in one perfect gift? Or you could just buy a Human Centipede poster.

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Gift Guide: Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Human Centipede Poster

Gift Guide Update: From Amy Sedaris to Human Centipede, You’re Covered

A new selection of items can be found in the red-velvet-and-white-plush-trim sack that is Movieline’s Gift Guide , including cheapskate craft tips from Amy Sedaris , a dynamite new Rita Hayworth box set, James Franco ‘s pet project, an AT-AT the size of a pony , and the Human Centipede poster that will warm every heart in the house. It’s more tasteful than a Lexus with a bow on it, anyway. Go check it out !

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Gift Guide Update: From Amy Sedaris to Human Centipede, You’re Covered

Can You Stomach These 2 Human Centipede Clips?

Yesterday, we introduced you to a sick-making new horror film entitled Human Centipede , and we apologize. Still, IFC made two clips from the movie available today for those of you who are brave enough to go see films where ladies are sewn together and poop into each others’ mouths. (So, everyone!) I haven’t even ginned up the courage to watch these clips myself yet, so you’ll have to let me know what happens and whether there’s a happy flashback with the cute little 3-dog .

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Is Human Centipede 2010’s Most Barfiest Movie?

“You do it.” “No, you do it.” “I really think you should be the one covering it.” There is a game of Hot Potato that we’ve played at Movieline HQ over the past few months, and it has to do with a gross little movie called Human Centipede .

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Is Human Centipede 2010’s Most Barfiest Movie?