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Daniella Monet is Steppin’ Up to the Instagram Gates of the Day

Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife…. Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.

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Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong. But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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Maria Menounos Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess…… I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way…. But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….

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Maria Menounos Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day