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Cara Delevingne Strips for i-D Magazine of the Day

This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em… She’s good….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Cara-Dele-i-D.flv

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Cara Delevingne Strips for i-D Magazine of the Day

Daniella Monet is Steppin’ Up to the Instagram Gates of the Day

Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife…. Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.

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