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Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day

Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening… Apparently there’s a sex tape being shopped around for 500,000 dollars, I can’t imagine in this era of seeing everyone naked that it would sell for more than 5,000 dollars, and that’s just to a rich guy with 5,000 dollars laying around that he can use to get the legal rights to post for jokes, because no one gives a fuck about Mischa barton.. She’s a mentally unstable head case, addict, who hasn’t had work in years, making me think based on doing low level model shoots that she’s on her way to sex tape to get some attention and possibly become a Kardashian…but it won’t happen.. Not to mention, this is the era of putting out sex for free, it’s part of the job, so the 500,000 dollar mark is a little fucking nuts…but I’d still watch her fuck…and when it happens, I’ll be there to watch it…she’s got nostaglic value to me…her show, THE OC, was something I’d watch and bring to college bars which got me laid at least once…so I owe her enough decency to stare at her pussy getting fucked..or eating a bikini bottom…either way.. I am a fan.. The post Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits… Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors.. The post Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers. The post Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough…. I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits… I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend… Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day

Her name is Kate Compton. She’s an instagram model. The kind of girl who is famous for her hard work posting selfies of her half naked body, working with instagram photographers, because everyone on instagram is a photographer, making for magical burger filled shoots, that make you wonder if people just like the burgers and not the girl…is she interchangeable…or is she the missing link that legitimizes all these instagram people….I don’t know, but I will try to masturbate to her. The post Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day

Rihanna is in the latest issue of Another Magazine, where she showed a small percentage of her pepperoni sized nipples, that she’s had pierced to try to make them look less like a national geographic spread you jerked off to in the 70s before their was porn or easy access to skin mags…you know cuz she’s black…enough…and looks pretty fucking good…which is probably why she was poached from a tropical island where she was rumored to be the entertainment at a Karaoke Bar, at the age of 14, but some pervert British guy with nothing but dollar signs in his mind…. I go through waves with her, it’s like I’m down with her and think she’s the greatest thing, or I find her a weirdo, half retarded looking alien and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…no one cares about what I think…but they do care about Rihanna’s nipple, she’s a popstar with a bunch of pop songs doing her pop thing when she’s not posing like a porn chick or harlot that would make her boyfriend want to beat up…… The post Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day

G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls… Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares… The post G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Throwback Miley Cyrus Body Painted of the DAy

Miley Cyrus may be an attention seeking, fabricated pile of bullshit, just trying to find some legitimacy in her spoiled brat, sheltered life…and she’s doing that by getting half naked…and more importantly she may look like Justin Bieber… But I can always fuck with some pics of her body painted, even if you can’t see her spread asshole, and even if body painting is the cheesiest fucking thing you can do to a girl you want to see naked…but who doesn’t want to just be naked…because naked is frowned upon and gets your videos flagged, while body paint, that she’s almost like clothes…who cares…here are the pics…that are old as fuck and that I shouldn’t be wasting my time on…when I can just look at her nipples, that aren’t that great, from all her other cries for attention…

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Blast from Past: Dick Cavett ‘Genuinely Ashamed’ of Americans for Opposing the Mosque

In Monday’s “Best of the Web Today” compilation , the Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto highlighted a New York Times online column posted Friday, from “superannuated erstwhile TV host Dick Cavett,” who “reports that the mosque controversy brought back childhood memories.” Cavett recalled World War II when he “heard an uncle of mine endorse a sentiment attributed to our Admiral ‘Bull’ Halsey: ‘If I met a pregnant Japanese woman, I’d kick her in the belly.’”          In the post provocatively titled “ Real Americans, Please Stand Up ,” as if those who disagree with him are not “real” Americans – at least they aren’t to the New York Times editors — Cavett then equated feticide with peaceful opposition to the mosque near Ground Zero: These are not proud moments in my heritage. But now, I’m genuinely ashamed of us. How sad this whole mosque business is. It doesn’t take much, it seems, to lift the lid and let our home-grown racism and bigotry overflow. We have collectively taken a pratfall on a moral whoopee cushion. Later he denigrated mosque critics as he derided “airborne sludge” from Rush Limbaugh: A heyday is being had by a posse of the cheesiest Republican politicos (Lazio, Palin, quick-change artist  John McCain and, of course, the self-anointed St. Joan of 9/11, R. Giuliani). Balanced, of course by plenty of cheesy Democrats. And of course Rush L. dependably pollutes the atmosphere with his particular brand of airborne sludge.

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Brooke Burke’s “Wild On” Nipple in a Tank Top of the Day

I remember Wild On. A show where Brooke Burke, the host with fake tits in her bikini, would go to some of the cheesiest, lamest, frat boy, All American Spring Break parties Cancun and other dumps had to offer, before switching her life up where the on “Wild On” happens in the playground with her 10 kids, or on twitter when tweeting about how much she loves her fucking family life, or apparently in her white shirt as one of her nipples goes of and plays on its own leaving the other one alone and confused… Here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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