Her name is Kate Compton. She’s an instagram model. The kind of girl who is famous for her hard work posting selfies of her half naked body, working with instagram photographers, because everyone on instagram is a photographer, making for magical burger filled shoots, that make you wonder if people just like the burgers and not the girl…is she interchangeable…or is she the missing link that legitimizes all these instagram people….I don’t know, but I will try to masturbate to her. The post Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna is in the latest issue of Another Magazine, where she showed a small percentage of her pepperoni sized nipples, that she’s had pierced to try to make them look less like a national geographic spread you jerked off to in the 70s before their was porn or easy access to skin mags…you know cuz she’s black…enough…and looks pretty fucking good…which is probably why she was poached from a tropical island where she was rumored to be the entertainment at a Karaoke Bar, at the age of 14, but some pervert British guy with nothing but dollar signs in his mind…. I go through waves with her, it’s like I’m down with her and think she’s the greatest thing, or I find her a weirdo, half retarded looking alien and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…no one cares about what I think…but they do care about Rihanna’s nipple, she’s a popstar with a bunch of pop songs doing her pop thing when she’s not posing like a porn chick or harlot that would make her boyfriend want to beat up…… The post Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
