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Adriana Lima’s Interesting Outfit of the Day

Adriana Lima posted some slutty pics of herself that don’t look like herself because the real Adriana Lima is an old, bloated, thick, monster who still gets work thanks to a contract, a recognized name, great eyes, and most importantly, PHOTOSHOP… But I am into the thong from behind fashion art going on here, because all art that is not really art but rather smutty nonsense with some Victoria’s Secret promo model who made millions off this shit…is worth looking at, even if it’s just for a minute… Racy… The post Adriana Lima’s Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers. The post Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal is Garbage in Cosmo Mexico of the Day

I have been making fun of Nina Agdal since she hit the scene. I made fun of her Danish face that looks like it is semi retarded since day one. The only real redeeming thing about her was her ass and hot body, at least in pictures, and I just focused on this conflict that is her existence… I mean the reality is she’s a Sports Illustrated model, which means she’s hardly an actual model ,but last month I saw her in person and she’s awful looking. I’m talking drunk and haggard, with a shitty attitude, that deserves all the shit we have colelctively given her..she’s just this tall monster…all massive trying to draw attention to herself because she thinks she’s important… And for that…I have vowed to hate on her every chance I get, like in these pics from Cosmo, that are hardly whorish enough for a girl we all know is a fucking whore…I mean how else would she be paying her rent….Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay. We can assume she’s doing Mexico media in efforts to find a drug lord husband to finance her life….

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Anne Hathaway of Elle UK of November of the Day

These pictures are from a recent magazine feature on Anne Hathaway where she discusses how fame ruined her, or challenged her at her core, in some self-involved, narcisstic, in love with herself because her mom was an Actress who never really made it to A-List, who had dreams of forcing her kid into it – using the connections she had made…leading to a lifetime of “Pats on the back”…saying “you did good”….leading to her becoming the most hated person in Hollywood… I almost feel bad for her because there hasn’t been any specific thing she did to be hated, I mean sure she didn’t deserve an Oscar for shaving her head in a blockbuster pile of shit movie, but that’s not her fault… It’s like the world just fucking turned on her – when she was at the top of her game – and in so many ways it is some serious cyberbullying..real cruel..destroy her at her soul…but she’s powered through, is still rich, and who really gives a fuck about her feelings…selling your soul to the industry means selling your fucking soul to the industry…you want fame, it comes with assholes who hate you – and other assholes who jerk off to your fancy cover girl pictures…and assholes who do both, we call it hate jerking off…like hate fucking for those of us who don’t have sex.

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Miley Cyrus in a Shitty Photoshoot for Some Magazine of the Day

I am all about Miley’s rebrand and aggressive marketing of herself because she’s a lovely young lady…sure she can’t twerk for shit, but she’s making twerking mainstream and white girl friendly, which makes my life more interesting…and sure she’s got a shitty little ass that looks like it is melting because she’s not doing her squats, but she’s still a skinny little thing and that makes her okay by me, even if she’s interchangeable with Bieber, I’m pretty sure she’s got a vagina…a vagina that black hip hop producers are probably coming inside, because it pisses off her ex fiancé the right way, while making everyone money, which is what I guess the hip pop, copy Iggy Azaelea game is all about… I support what she’s done with being a sheltered, coddled, pop tart…and her she is in some shitty photoshoot…I’ve probably already posted but I’m posting again because it is Labor Day…. To see some pics of her leaving somewhere in her Pajamas with unicorn slippers on CLICK HERE To see some pics of her ass looking pretty shitty but amazing to me in shorts CLICK HERE

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Jodie Marsh Self Shot Twitter Erotica of the Day

Glamour Model…turned Fitness Model…Turned Body Builder….turned amateur twitter model…Jodie Marsh…posted some pics of her stupidly large fake tits….and doughy compared to when she was doing the fitness thing stomach….to twitter that she took of herself because no one bothers paying her to take pics of her anymore…cuz so much younger, fresher, less damaged and annoying pussy with tits as big if not bigger than hers….are on the scene…in an out with the old..in with the new…but at least you have social media to stay relevent…hustle…and really I’m into all attention seekers.

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Lindsay Lohan: What an Inspiration

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan is reportedly becoming a mentor to some of the younger girls she’s in rehab with. Is this the definition of irony or what? The female patients at the UCLA Medical Center have really struck a chord with Lohan, who is “passionate” about mentoring them however she can. Sources within the facility where she’s being treated say Lindsay has taken a genuine liking to the girls, writing inspirational notes and giving advice. Whether they should take it is another story. REHAB COUNSELOR : Lindsay Lohan is playing the role. As for life in rehab, 1 source close to Linds describes it as “full-on Girl, Interrupted ” and according to TMZ, there is no special treatment for Lohan this time around – if anything, nurses are being harder on her to prove otherwise. For instance, the 24-year-old doesn’t have a window in her room and she can’t even change the channels on her TV herself because it’s behind glass. We can hear Dina Lohan whining already.

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Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works. Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that. I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katie Price Isn’t Dressed Like a Tranny Slut of the Day

I guess even the biggest worthless whore has to take a little time for herself and take her sex shop dress to the cleaners, forcing her to wear everyday casual clothes, that despite being ridiculously obnoxious in color, probably in efforts to hide the evidence when she pisses herself because she has no control of her bladder after years of whoring her pussy out to random things she’s inserted in the shit from dick to champagne bottles to many other things that resulted in one too Urinary Tract Infections….not that I care about this trash or seeing her dressed down and not like a worthless transexual prostitute who is down on her luck cuz she has a cold sore or herpes outbreak or botched sex change surgery that’s left her infected and only able to wear sweats like a teenage girl, I just have nothing better to talk about today…. Pics via Fame

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Shauna Sand and Her Hired Bitch of the Day

Shauna Sand was out taking care of herself because she is a lot of maintenance, like an old car you need to keep on the road because you can’t afford to get a new one or retire the old one, because looking like a plastic monster doesn’t come easy, what does come easy is hiring a male prostitute to carry her shit around like her little bitch because he likes the attention, looks like a bitch and figures it’ll help launch his career, whatever that is, at least more than sweeping hair at the hair salon he worked at before being hired by Shauna Sand, but unfortunatley he can’t come easy no matter how much her pussy looks like balls, it’s just too unnatural looking at all this to say it provides her kids with a real solid and normal homelife….. Pics Via FamePictures

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