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Alexandra Daddario’s Bra of the Day

Call me crazy, because I know people love this bitch because of her huge tits in True Detective, a show I’ve never seen….but I don’t find her hot… Her name, Alexandra Daddario, more than just tits…but not really…because when I look at her at the event, even showing her massive big titty bra…I’m like “whatever”…. Why do people give a fuck about this old, beat up face…with big tits…maybe she’s just another rich kid who through her rich kid connections and her rich kid allowance was able to fight her way into Hollywood, while the actual hot girls who weren’t rich, were either less egotistical and didn’t care about being famous, or they kept it local working bottle service, but weren’t investing into hyping themselves up like this one… She’s in some Kate Upton movie…two sets of fat tits…shes’ in Baywatch the next Generation movie…she’s got big tits…and she’s overrated…at some event..showing her bra… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are her tits because they are more interesting than her face… The post Alexandra Daddario’s Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway of Elle UK of November of the Day

These pictures are from a recent magazine feature on Anne Hathaway where she discusses how fame ruined her, or challenged her at her core, in some self-involved, narcisstic, in love with herself because her mom was an Actress who never really made it to A-List, who had dreams of forcing her kid into it – using the connections she had made…leading to a lifetime of “Pats on the back”…saying “you did good”….leading to her becoming the most hated person in Hollywood… I almost feel bad for her because there hasn’t been any specific thing she did to be hated, I mean sure she didn’t deserve an Oscar for shaving her head in a blockbuster pile of shit movie, but that’s not her fault… It’s like the world just fucking turned on her – when she was at the top of her game – and in so many ways it is some serious cyberbullying..real cruel..destroy her at her soul…but she’s powered through, is still rich, and who really gives a fuck about her feelings…selling your soul to the industry means selling your fucking soul to the industry…you want fame, it comes with assholes who hate you – and other assholes who jerk off to your fancy cover girl pictures…and assholes who do both, we call it hate jerking off…like hate fucking for those of us who don’t have sex.

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Alyssa Barbara Hot for Jai Photo of the Day

Alyssa Barbara is one of the better things that happens in my instagram feed and I am not just saying that because I show favouritism to my Canadian countrymen you Americans like to laugh at, even though we have infiltrated your borders and work in all aspects of your society because we blend in with your people. The only difference between us and you is our ability built an igloo in the middle of summer to avoid being eaten by rabid polar bears…but I’m sure some of your Alaskans can handle that shit too… I am just saying that because these pictures of her by JAI PHOTO broke my penis…in a rubbed it out into a clit..if it wasn’t already the size of a clit…in a pencil eraser from when people used pencils…breaking mid-exam kind of way…rubbed down to the fucking metal…not that I ever make mistakes…because when your whole life is a mistake and kinda cancels out making mistakes…it suddenly just becomes life. Live.

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Audrina Patridge Leather Pants of the Day

Here is a picture of Audrina Patridge’s ass in a pair of leather pants because she clearly kills animals, or really anything to get where she needs to be, in one of those “but she’s so dumb, how the fuck did she pull it off”…because she’s so dumb and sometimes when you’re dumb you just manage to pull shit off since your brain doesn’t really factor in anything or hold you back… Now I am not sure if you like this ass, or if you prefer her big stupid fake tits…I am going to assume you don’t care about her in any and all ways…since she’s useless as fuck… I am just posting this because there’s something magical about vagina in the head wrapped up in fabric that doesn’t breath..and/or plastic wrap…and that magical thing is usually in the smell category…so all I see here is a stinky ass…and with pheromones and perversion comes a animalistic carnal urge to bury my face in it…this is probably why I shouldn’t be allowed to leave my house…sexual predator..but not really…I’m sure if I had to listen to this retard talk, I’d want nothing to do with her vile smells of a history of fucking to get where she is today…I mean…I am strictly basing that on her fake tits because every girl with fake tits is a hooker, unless they are cancer survivors…obviously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind…. I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters…. TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE

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Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet… You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina… I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lake Bell From How to Make It In America Titties of the DAy

The How to Make in America DVD just dropped and the pirates went nuts….probably not cuz the show is awesome….cuz I have seen it and it sucks but because Lake Bell is pretty fucking hot and I have posted her in past because of it …. I normally don’t love staring at 33 year old tits because they are usually married, fat and come with grey pubic hair that isn’t maintained due to marriage and giving up on life that comes with marriage….who cares….here are her tits that you’ve probably already seen…

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