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Hayden Panettiere Pregnant in a Bikini Lesbian Porn of the Day

Pregnant in a Bikin while Lesbians lick up your bloated and disgusting filled up uterus thanks to sex with a 7 foot tall Russian mosnter….porn….is not really exciting….whether circus freak midget Hayden Panettiere is part of it or not…whether she’s juggling or riding a unicycle…or not…whether her creepy fan base who love hr despite her having nothing good about her or not..pregnant belly needs to be hidden always….No skimpy bikini, no excited lesbiand friends..none of whatever is going on here…but it happened and here it is – bye.

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Selena Gomez in a Pink Bikini Top of the Day

The rumor is that Selena Gomez is getting fucked by Bieber again. I like to think it’s more got to do with her having a tour to promote. It’s always good to keep people talking and wondering about your life because it means you’re still relevant…I mean I am not even sure these two ever fucked, Bieber’s been off fucking groupies and pornstars since he was 11, and Selena, well, she’s probably up to the same thing because kids these days grew up on porn and are all fucking freaks…which I endorse fully…I just assume it’s always been good for both their business… That said, I don’t give a fuck who or what Selena Gomez is fucking, I just like when her bloated from LUPUS steroid treatment that makes her look like a chipmunk face, is busting out of her bikini top…because I am a grown ass man, why the fuck else would I even acknowledge Selena Gomez exists…cuz of her music, or cuz I’m a fan of her acting…shut the fuck up….look at her bikini top.

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Selena Gomez in a Pink Bikini Top of the Day

The Vampire Diaries Season Finale: Mega Twist Alert!

Game changed. Jaws dropped. Fingernails hanging off cliffs all around the nation. On The Vampire Diaries Season 4 finale – SPOILER ALERT! – we watched as Elena chose Damon… Katherine was force fed The Cure… and Silas revealed that Stefan is his doppleganger! Yes, Stefan Salvatore is the shadow self of Silas the Witch, who has now returned to his true, Paul Wesley-like form and plunged his doppleganger into both a locked safe and the bottom of the ocean. Like we said, game changed. Did you possibly see this twist coming? Where will things go in The Vampire Diaries Season 5 ? Try to wrap your mind around the conclusion and sound off now: What did you think of the TVD finale?   Amazing! Disappointing! Somewhere in between View Poll »

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American Idol Winner: Crowned!

It was a season of judges fighting and ratings dwindling. Of men disappearing early and women showing their strength. And, oh, did we mention judges fighting? But American Idol finally came to an end tonight and – unlike the bloated two hours and seven minutes that it took for Fox to announce the winner – we will not waste anymore of your time in announcing the champion is… … CANDICE GLOVER! Considered the front-runner for months, Glover broke down as soon as Ryan Seacrest said her name, hugged Kree Harrison and then performed a terrific version of ” I Am Beautiful .” What do you think? Did Candice deserve the title?   Yes, she was the best all season long! No, Team Kree! View Poll »

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Kate Upton’s Gummy Smile for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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Elsa Pataky’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Hmmm, there’s something about these pictures of model Elsa Pataky in her bikini that I don’t really find all that attractive. It’s not the style, it’s not the color, I think it’s the fact that she’s got a human growing inside of her. Creepy. I’m going to pretend she just had a large meal, a few beers and she’s a little on the bloated side. Much hotter. It’s a good thing she still looks amazing from behind. I like it.

Kim Kardashian Breaks Out The Curves

I thought that after posting a few pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed tightly into a few pairs of Spanx and a tight dress, I thought I’d give queen of the big behinds Kim Kardashian a chance at a booty rebuttal. Here she is in New York City yesterday showing off some impressive curves in a really hard working dress. You know her Spanx are stretched to the limit. I bet she goes through a dozen or so pairs of those things each week. I hope she donates the used ones to charity.

Sarah Jessica Parker Actually Looks Hot?

I really didn’t want to post these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker , she’s really not attractive and her movies make old chicks think they’re sexy, but I’ve got to admit she’s actually looking pretty good. Obviously not her face, I haven’t completely lost my mind, I’m talking exclusively about her body. Maybe it’s the dress, maybe it’s the fact that she knows that more romantic lead roles for a woman her age are fading fast, or maybe she’s looking to cheat on her bloated Ferris Bueller of a husband, we’ll never know. Whatever it is, it has really done a number on her figure, and I like it. Well done lady.

Amber Portwood in Rehab

“They stopped at a Malibu Ralphs market and Starbucks,” a source says. “She looked happy, though her face is rather bloated, probably from the detox.” On this week#39;s Teen Mom, we got a behind-the-scenes look at the life of Amber Portwood, which spiraled out of control and landed her in rehab this summer. Well, she#39;s still there, and for the first time since entering Seasons rehab facility in Malibu, Calif., the troubled star ventured out with a staffer the other day. Whatever the reason

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Blake Lively May Not Be Perfect After All

I think I’ve been putting Blake Lively up on a pedestal, constantly telling myself she’s perfect and that she can never do anything that could make her look bad…. I was wrong. This is the face of a woman about to rip your scrotum off, not a hottie I want to make sweet sweet love to. Luckily it was just the one shot, I’m a big enough man to get passed it and move on to the rest of the picture in which she’s back to looking like a normal sane human hottie. If that was her sex face I want nothing to do with it… I’m kinda frightened and more than a little aroused. more pictures of Blake Lively here