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Babes on State Bicycles of the Day

Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company . I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me…. It’s one of my many fetishes… Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird…. Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend… Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes… See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton’s Gummy Smile for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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Kristen Bell’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a bike seat fetish….. Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands…. I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Bell’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a bike seat fetish….. Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands…. I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Riding Her Bike in a Little Skirt of the Day

A fetish of mine is young pussy. Sure I am an old fuck, so young to me is 25 and 19 or 20 seems fucking perverted and amazing….and I won’t fuck with underage girls even though I can, because it is legal here, cuz 16 year olds annoy the fuck out of me…. Another fetish of mine is girls on bikes…especially on hot summer days….while wearing little dresses with their tits hanging out of that little dress…as her vagina smears the seat of that bike….occassionally flashing people along the ride….and giving me something good to sniff while she locks it up to go into a store to get an ice cream or whatever she stopped to do and I didn’t notice cuz I’m trying not to get caught sniffing her seat….a sweaty odour I wish I could bottle and savor forever…. Miley fucking delivers. I’m a fan….and for once it’s got nothing to do with the fact that she’s some redneck who would fuck her brother…cuz that’s just how hicks do it….it’s all about the bike, the dress, her age, her body, amazing. It’s an easter/passover fucking miracle…like the resurrection of Christ or some shit… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Computer Wire Dress by Tina Sparkles Makes Statement About e-Waste

Images via Tina Sparkles Electronic clothing is something that continually fascinates some designers. From circuit board boxers to keyboard purses to blinking bicycling sweaters , there’s just something about turning electronics into fashion. But Tina Sparkles does it w… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Female Cyclists Demand Respect, and Kisses from Hot Men

Image credit: Joe Plommer/ The Mule Bar Girls April may believe we need more girls on bikes , but there is no doubt that gender politics and cycling can be an explosive mix. When I wrote about podium girls—or the practice of bike races employing female cyclists to look pretty and kiss men —the response from our readers was mixed to say the least. Some felt it was just part of the culture, others fe… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Bike Race Employs Female Cyclists (to Kiss Men and Look Pretty)?

Image credit: Richard Masoner /Creative Commons From riding in high heels to the safety of women riders , we’ve covered all kinds of topics relevant to female cyclists. But when April suggested the world would be better looking if there were more girls on bikes , the accusations of sexism came flying thick and fast. So I wonder what these same commenters wou… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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