We are running a contest where you can win a giftcard worth enough to buy yourself a State Bicycle Company bike… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE We did a photo shoot with a #stepGIRL to celebrate this joyous occasion…because hot girls and bikes are porn to me…and should be porn to you…especially when the girl looks this good… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE So Bikes and babes…to get you to sign up to win a bike…seems like we’ve all fucking won to me… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE Photos by: Spencer Edwards | Instagram Model: Ariadna Contreras | INSTAGRAM The post DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna was at the Clippers game, in a white tank top with no bra, wearing a pink wig, because that’s how you draw attention to yourself, when being Rihanna isn’t fucking enough for you… The reality is this level of fame and fortune would fuck up anyone…but I’ve been to sleepy Barbados, where nothing really happens, and can’t imagine what going from Shanty to 20 million dollar penthouse apartment would do to the psychology of someone…but I am going to assume good fucking things…like CYBER BULLYING …posting nudes to instagram…and whatever else this hooker turned popstar has going on… I encourage the demise, it’s always more fun to watch the crash than then rise… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company . I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me…. It’s one of my many fetishes… Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird…. Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend… Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes… See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE
Avril Lavigne is doing some 90s throwback video, you know I guess a tribute to back when she as actually 15, and not 18 years later when she dresses and pretends she’s 15….cuz it makes her money…. It is some Tank Girl theme.. something 15 year olds probably have never heard of…and more importantly it’s starring some Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years in some shiny panties…showing off her rockin’ ass… I appreciate Winnie Cooper pooper…but I really wasn’t down with her or all the hype she had as the love interest in the Wonder Years, not that I’ve revisted that show since it was taken off the air, but I remember wanting to fuck the sister, one of his blond girlfriends, but this frigid neighbor who never committed or put out, with her stupid bangs just pissed me off… But I guess like every uptight chick from high school, she’s managed to grow up into an attention seeking slut, you know in efforts to get the attention she once had and I endorse that…because it’s better than when the hot chick from high school gets married, has a dozen kids, and develops an oreo addiction to deal with her shitty life… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Rihanna may be played out…She may be on the verge of losing her fucking mind because the fame game is too much for some ghetto puppet from the Islands to handle…people may hate her, they may find her annoying, they may all her out for being a talentless hack while trying to figure out why she’s famous and so many hotter more talented aren’t…you know trying to sort out who she fucked when underage and who she has dirt on to secure this empire she’s built…because you know it wasn’t just a fluke…But I think she’s pretty fucking perfect..especially when she twerks….I’m a fan. She’s done it before…to Drake Music….I guess it’s kinda her job…right… If that’s not good enough – here’s 101 Vine Twerks Compilation
Apparently, a lot of dudes are threatened by sex toys. More than one girl has told me that their boyfriends don’t allow sex toys in the bedroom, because they feel they challenge their manhood, and that they should be the key to any fake orgasm…which is insane… But if you are like me, you fucking love sex toys…because no only are they fun to use, they take any pressure off you to get a girl off, and allow you to trick girls into thinking you’re a great lover, without them realizing, that it’s has nothing really to do with you, you just happen to be there. You see, a primed and ready girl who has either just had an orgasm or is about to have an orgasm, is far more fun to have sex with, and she’ll usually leave you wanting to come back for more…not to mention, when she masturbates and you’re not around, she’ll remember how good it was doin’ it together. One of the best out there is the HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator by Jimmy Jane….This shit is from the fucking future, you put it on your hand and you can massage a girl better than she’s ever been massaged… Remember, there’s nothing better than leaving a girl happy, with what she considers a memorable sexual adventure…a doctor doesn’t go into surgery without proper equipment….a tennis player doesn’t hit the court without a racket…a race car driver doesn’t show up to a race without a car…technology is designed to help us be lazy…and get better results…you can’t turn your back on that… JimmyJane is Offering 20% off their premium futuristic toys Use Coupon Code DSFSUMMER2013 ….Offer ends JULY 31….So get up on it…any girl you use it on will appreciate it, just don’t tell them you’ve used it on other girls, you player you… Get yours CLICK HERE Here are some pics of some girls in panties posing with their awesome JIMMYJANE!! Get yours CLICK HERE
The other day, we rounded up a couple of our amazing, and I mean amazing stepGIRLS and got them to pose with our favorite bicycle, which happens to be an amazing State Bicycle Co bike… State Bicycle Co is a company, that if you know bikes, you will know, make some of the most stylish bicycles around that will get you noticed…which is really what you should want. Like these: You know the kind of bicycle that will get any girl excited to ride with you, even if you don’t have a car, because they just have that much cool… I find bicycles highly erotic. I love girls on bicycles, girls next to bicycles, sniffing bicycle seats when they are still warm after a babe happens park her bike next to me on a hot summer day….creeping on some panty shots when the wind blows bicycyle riding babes and their skirts the right way…so it was only natural to get our stepGIRLS half naked and next to a bike….and shit is HOT HOT HOT. You can find the perfect bike for yourself at StateBicycle.com , they are as low as $389 + Free Shipping… Even better, every State Bicycle Co. model is limited edition, so you can be sure that the bike you buy will be unique. Because we did this shoot, State Bicycle Co has decided to offer, Exclusive for Drunken Stepfather readers, 10% off your order now until July 31st. Use coupon code: drunkstate at check out. To get yourself a bike, and we suggest you do, cuz they are awesome and chicks dig em… CLICK HERE
