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I’m loving the fact that Jessica Alba has finally got a new movie coming out, not because I think she’s a good actress and want to see all her work, far from it, because it means she has to stop wearing her frumpy mom outfits and class it up a bit. Here she is at a premiere of her latest crap showing off exactly why she gets chosen to be in movies that involve chicks getting sweaty while using firearms. Breasts like these were meant to be tanned, glistening and in super slow motion. Hot.