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Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

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Mischa Barton’s Hairy Armpit In A Sloppy Bikini

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton seemed to be doing so well, I don’t mean career wise, I mean she came out with a few decent shots of her in a bikini back at the end of December so this is a let down. Here she is back up to her old tricks in a stupid looking swimsuit/bikini/mom shorts. Gross. Not only does she ruin a good opportunity to get a little hottie attention, but she completely ruins the half chub I had with her hairy armpits. Double gross.

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Jennifer Ellison Works Out Her Little Booty

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like all kinds of hot chicks are showing off how well their tight little bodies have bounced back after squeezing out a baby recently. First it was Jessica Alba in a bikini and now British cutie Jennifer Ellison giving us a look at her freshly toned physique while she demonstrates her workout routine in some sweet booty shorts. I like it, the exercise looks like a lot of work, but I’m sure I can figure out a way to burn a few calories by myself.

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Ali Larter’s Nipples Ride Low

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when I thought that Ali Larter was making an impressive comeback after squeezing a human being out of her lady business, this crap shows up. Here’s the on-again-off-again hottie walking the streets yesterday with some not so impressive low hanging nipples. Not cool lady. I’ve seen a few breasts in my life, not normally up close and personal, but I’m pretty sure that this is not where the nipples go. Someone needs to reign those bad boys in before this gets out of hand.

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Salma Hayek Struts Her Stuff

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t had Salma Hayek on the site in a long time, so what better way to welcome her back than with some shots of the Latina hottie strutting her stuff in a short skirt and some fancy heels. I’m kind of impressed, I thought she had let herself go after squeezing out that rich dude’s kid. I guess not. I’ve always been a big fan of that sweet big front meat so I especially like how she’s highlighted the girls. Well done lady. Now jump up and down or touch your elbows behind your back please.

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