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Jessica Alba Is Too Much To Handle

Obviously I’m not a big fan of pregnant chicks, it just tells me they’re having sex with someone else, but I’ve always liked Jessica Alba so I’m going to try and look past it for this post. Here she is out yesterday running some errands, looking sexy and…. She’s huge!!! I can’t do it, sometimes if the angle is just right it looks like she’s not all that pregnant, like maybe she just had a big lunch or eight quick beers. But then you get the ones with the sun shining directly on it and it’s casting a shadow and it weirds me the hell out. I’m sorry, call me in a few months. Nice breasts though.

Rumer Willis’ Cleavage Saves Face

As much as I despise the whole mom jeans trend that thankfully seems to have disappeared, I don’t hate the mom short shorts quite as much. Strange. Here’s Rumer Willis showing off her pair at a gas station yesterday. If Rumer Willis, who let’s be honest isn’t exactly a classic beauty, can pull this kind of thing off imagine what these things could look like in the hands of a real hottie. Luckily Rumer let her breasts flap in the wind a little which really brings the whole ensemble together. Nice job.