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Jessica Alba Is Too Much To Handle

Obviously I’m not a big fan of pregnant chicks, it just tells me they’re having sex with someone else, but I’ve always liked Jessica Alba so I’m going to try and look past it for this post. Here she is out yesterday running some errands, looking sexy and…. She’s huge!!! I can’t do it, sometimes if the angle is just right it looks like she’s not all that pregnant, like maybe she just had a big lunch or eight quick beers. But then you get the ones with the sun shining directly on it and it’s casting a shadow and it weirds me the hell out. I’m sorry, call me in a few months. Nice breasts though.