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Cheryl Burke, Kelly Monaco and Kym Johnson Are Beach Bunnies

Posted on July 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are ‘Dancing With The Stars’ contestants Cheryl Burke , Kelly Monaco and Kym Johnson on Malibu Beach. I guess Kelly is the only one who is confident enough to actually show her body in a bikini and not cover up. Good for her. Cheryl and Kym, who are professional dancers, need to be put in their place. There is no excuse! Fame must have gone to their booties.

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Marisa Miller’s Bikini Body Is Very Helpful

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to a supermodel like Marisa Miller to help cure yet another of my many holiday hangovers. Here are some pictures of her rocking a few nice little bikinis for Women’s Health magazine, causing the blood to rush away from my throbbing headache to a much more enjoyable area of my anatomy. Wink. Four out of five doctors recommend this hottie. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Is Too Much To Handle

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I’m not a big fan of pregnant chicks, it just tells me they’re having sex with someone else, but I’ve always liked Jessica Alba so I’m going to try and look past it for this post. Here she is out yesterday running some errands, looking sexy and…. She’s huge!!! I can’t do it, sometimes if the angle is just right it looks like she’s not all that pregnant, like maybe she just had a big lunch or eight quick beers. But then you get the ones with the sun shining directly on it and it’s casting a shadow and it weirds me the hell out. I’m sorry, call me in a few months. Nice breasts though.

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Rumer Willis’ Cleavage Saves Face

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I despise the whole mom jeans trend that thankfully seems to have disappeared, I don’t hate the mom short shorts quite as much. Strange. Here’s Rumer Willis showing off her pair at a gas station yesterday. If Rumer Willis, who let’s be honest isn’t exactly a classic beauty, can pull this kind of thing off imagine what these things could look like in the hands of a real hottie. Luckily Rumer let her breasts flap in the wind a little which really brings the whole ensemble together. Nice job.

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Melissa Molinaro’s Sweet Unknown Booty

Posted on June 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who the hell this Melissa Molinaro chick is, but she kinda looks like a younger version of Kim Kardashian and she’s also rumored to be dating Kim’s ex Reggie Bush which is Interesting. Why not? If you can find a chick who looks like the kind of girl you’re into, but she’s ten years younger I say go for it. Besides, she’s Canadian so I guarantee she’s a hell of a lot less maintenance than Kim was on her best day. Not to mention her booty is about half the size. Amaze!

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Camila Alves Because She’s Hot And Spicy

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know she’s not a supermodel or some famous actress that everyone know, but Camila Alves is still pretty damn sexy so I thought I’d give her a little face time on my crappy site. Here she is at some Lexus party I wasn’t invited to in Madrid, showing off her sexy legs and giving me bedroom eyes. I know she’s been dating that McConaughey dude for a while now, so she’s got be so sick of six pack abs and good hair…. That’s where I come in. Call me.

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Malin Akerman Ruins A Bikini Top

Posted on April 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What is it about music festivals that make people think they can walk around dressed like complete morons? Here’s Malin Akerman in a sloppy looking short shorts and bikini top combination at Coachella over the weekend. I get that these things are normally outdoors and that Woodstock always seems to come to mind, but that was over forty years ago. Times have changed, you don’t have to walk around like you haven’t showered in three days, you’re rich and in Palm Springs damn it… Take a dip in you’re luxury hotels pool.

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Marisa Miller Is Just A Hot Piece

Posted on January 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t need to tell you that Marisa Miller is one hell of a hottie, but I thought that I’d share a few shots of her heading out to dinner the other night just to remind you. I did my best to crop out the absolute douche of a husband, but the fact that I know he’s there somewhere and that he knows I know he’s there somewhere is enough to turn my stomach. The guy gets to touch Marisa whenever the hell he feels like it, like an all you can eat hotness buffet. Life’s just not fair.

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Marisa Miller Works Out Her Tight Body

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller looking sexy on the cover of Shape magazine in a dress that’s pretty much invisible, I wish she would stand up for me. She’s so hot. Anyhow, getting a hottie like this to walk around in her bikini and show us how she works out that tight body is quite an achievement. Well done. I have no idea who the asian chick in the bathtub is, she just sort of slipped in their somehow. Enjoy.

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Nadine Coyle’s Legs Get My Attention

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have to say that I’m impressed by this Nadine Coyle chick, she’s making a real play for my Girls Aloud attention even though she knows I would never in my life stray from my one true love Cheryl Tweedy. That being said, I would like to see what it feels like to have those long legs tightly wrapped around me. What? I meant I would like to give her a piggy back ride. Why do you perverts always go right to the dirty stuff. Pathetic.

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