Because apparently even strip clubs have holiday office parties, here’s porn stars Capri Anderson , Brett Rossi and Angela Sommers hosting the HeadQuarters XXXMas Event in New York. And seeing these pictures reminded me that I’ve still got to throw our annual Hollywood Tuna holiday party this year. So if these three are available, I’m pretty sure both me and the Little Tuna both get to bring a plus-one this year. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
What do a former Real-Housewife-turned-stripper , an ex-Charlie Sheen play thing and someone who had sex with Hugh Hefner have in common? They can all be found at Dial-A-Star! Yes, this new service gives regular folks the chance to speak with Z-listers such as Danielle Staub, Capri Anderson and Crystal Harris on the phone, for as low as $10/minute! According to founder Gina Rodriguez, the celebrities are in charge of their rate and no one is doing better than Staub, who has reportedly raked in $1,000 in an hour. “I think recording artists will do really well,” Rodriguez tells The Huffington Post. “Imagine if Lady Gaga did it.” So, how much are these nobodies bringing in? Tila Tequila asks for $20/minute; Dina Lohan $18/minute; OctoMom $12/minute and Michael Lohan $10/minute. AND PEOPLE ARE PAYING IT!!! Which, of course, forces us to ask: which of these “stars” would you most want to chat with on the phone?
Here are some pictures of Katie Holmes in a bathing suit, hiding her sloppy mom stomach, showing off her under appreciated and more importantly under-used tits…because she decided to marry cult leader Tom Cruise and his creepy fucking smile….getting pregnant fast, probably through artificial insemination…like a lesbian or science experiment, without having the chance or taking the opportunity in her personal life to go down the road of celebrity slut, flashing her pussy, passing out drunk, trashing hotel rooms, and ending up in rehab…or taking movie roles with tons of sex scenes in her professional life, What a fucking waste…but I take what I can get and here it is…
Capri Anderson is the pornstar and escort who was the original Charlie Sheen hooker to hit the media this year, I mean other than his ex wives, because let’s face it, anyone addicted to hookers like Charlie Sheen, was always addicted to hookers. It probably has something to do with them doing whatever he tells them to, and the ease of getting rid of them whenever he wants to. So it’s no real surprise that this Capri Anderson chick went back to porn, you know after her 5 minutes of fame disappeared when Sheen decided to take a group of other hookers to the next level of media attention, kinda making this hooker, who ratted him out to the cops and the media cuz she’s not a cool hooker, cuz cool hookers know the client is boss and if he wants tot throw a lamp at your head, that’s just the way it’s gotta be, a glitch in her work ethic that leaves her totally obsolete….I mean until now….cuz you can officially jerk off to her post Charlie Sheen pussy…even though you’re the kind of guy who will jerk off to any pussy…whether it is a porn pussy you’ve seen before or not….I was just trying to find a sellable hook on a pornstar releasing a porn because in between those porns was a crazy celebrity scandal….and I realize I don’t need a hook…There’s a naked whore….that’s the hook….so Thanks Capri Anderson…and Thank You, dear reader…… TO Find Out More FOLLOW THIS LINK
Charlie Sheen and his #winning ways are coming to a city near you. And also to Law & Order: Criminal Intent , when Jay Mohr channels the warlock. According to Deadline, a classic ripped-from-the-headlines episode later this season will star Mohr as a Hollywood celebrity and bad boy, Nyle Brite. A “rock star” whose every creation turns to gold, Nyle’s penchant for cocaine binges and call girls only boosts his career and “lovable rogue” image: Sounds eerily familiar … Eh, we can see Jay Mohr as a poor man’s Charlie Sheen . Basically, look for Law & Order ‘s case of the week to be a hotel room bender ending with porn star the locked in closet, only Capri Anderson dies. Sounds like a solid episode to us. In other Jay Mohr news, he’s a trending topic on Twitter now. We thought April Fools Day was last Friday …
It’s pretty clear that everyone is cashing in on this whole Charlie Sheen madness, including myself by using the words Charlie Sheen in pretty much every post, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that some of his former whores got together for some party. Here’s Kacey Jordan , Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios out last night at Scores in New Your City. Naturally the Charlie Sheen-ettes were dressed in their very best slut costumes. Wait, one of them is wearing pants. What the hell lady? No wonder you’ve been dropped from the harem. Pornstars in pants…. What a waste. more pictures of Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios here
Spencer Pratt is a known loser. Still, he wants to be part of Charlie Sheen’s WINNING! team so bad that he’ll be the actor’s new publicist for free. After Sheen’s long-time PR man, Stan Rosenfield, quit this past, Spencer has come out of the woodwork, offering to help Sheen mend his image. We wouldn’t hold our breath, Spencer. Then again, it’s Charlie Sheen. Bets are off. We know he’s a role model , but he’s an unpredictable one! Spencer to Charlie: Let me use your scandal for attention help you! Pratt, who’s married to Heidi Montag, says, “I want to be Charlie Sheen’s new publicist . I am offering to be his media point man. I have great contacts with media outlets and will work for free just to be part of his winning team.” Taking media advice from Spencer Pratt is a like getting romantic tips from Mel Gibson, but we’re sure Charlie appreciates anyone reaching out to him.
Charlie Sheen has spoken out once again. In his latest interview – following sit-downs with NBC, ABC and TMZ – the actor appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight yesterday and touched on a number of topics. Has he ever hit a woman? “No, women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed, you know?” What about the incident with Brooke Mueller in Colorado and Capri Anderson in NYC? “The Aspen thing was thrown out. The judge was like, get this guy out of my county, he brings too much press with him… and then the police report in New York just didn’t reflect anything.” Charlie Sheen Interview: I’ve Never Hit a Woman Did Mel Gibson really call? “He was not calling for any advice, just like, ‘thought you might like to hear a friendly voice.’ He was a stone cold dude. I was really impressed.” ( Editor’s note : this is the first time in recorded history that someone has described Gibson’s voice as “friendly.” Allow us this counterpoint .) Below, Sheen offers his take on John Stamos as a possible replacement for him and also hands Morgan a copy of his most recent drug test. Really… Charlie Sheen on Piers Morgan Tonight Charlie Sheen on John Stamos: FAIL!
Filed under: Charlie Sheen , Capri Anderson Capri Anderson , the porn star from Charlie Sheen ‘s other bender back in October , thinks the girls who went to party at Charlie’s place this week are “out of their minds” for going to his house after what happened to her. Capri tells TMZ she was… Read more
Filed under: Kacey Jordan , Capri Anderson , Charlie Sheen , Girls Gone Wild Charlie Sheen ‘s porn stars of choice have A LOT in common — in fact, TMZ has learned, his latest party girl Kacey Jordan bared all in a recent video for ” Girls Gone Wild ” … just like Capri Anderson . The video was shot over two years ago in L.A.… Read more
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