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Charlie Sheen Threatens Lawsuit Over Strip Clip VIP Room

Charlie Sheen no longer wants to be associated with strippers. Unless he’s personally associating with them, that is. The actor is threatening legal action against a Times Square gentlemen’s club named Cheetahs because it has set up a VIP room named after the warlock himself. What can one do inside the “Charlie Sheen Room? Eat sushi of nearly-naked women, of course, while staring at photos on the wall of the former Two and a Half Men star. “Charlie has nothing to do with this and it is unfortunate that these despicable parasites have not been exterminated,” Sheen’s rep, Larry Solters, tells E! News in the sort of language that makes us miss Sheen’s Korner . Sam Zherka, president of the parent company that owns Cheetahs, told The New York Post that the roomed was christened a year ago because: “We figured it would be comical to name a room after him. It was a room where you could dine on sushi served on cellophane on the body of one of our entertainers, not where you do crack.” Still, Zherka has received a cease-and-desist letter from Sheen’s attorney and has complied with the demand to remove Sheen’s name from the joint. He just doesn’t understand why. “How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation?” Zherka asks.

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Charlie Sheen Roast Clip, Promo: Sheenpocalypse Now

Yes, Charlie Sheen will be killed off Two and a Half Men when that CBS sitcom kicks off season nine on Monday. But the actor himself remains alive. Somehow. Still, Family Gu y creator Seth MacFarlane has penned an obituary for the actor and he read it aloud during this weekend’s taping of the Comedy Central Roast that will honor/tear apart the warlock of a star and air on the same night as the aforementioned premiere. Check out the “tribute” below and then read through some of the best jokes from the special. Seth MacFarlane at Charlie Sheen Roast Charlie, meanwhile, has filmed a new ad for the Roast. He appears opposite his father, and a couple bikini-clad women, in the following spot. Sheenpocalypse Now!

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Charlie Sheen: A Changed Man?

With the exception of dodging some flying objects over the weekend, Charlie Sheen has remained relatively quiet over the last few weeks. Heck, he’s even made peace with Brooke Mueller . It may be confusing to those of us used to the actor’s Warlock ways, but Emilio Estevez says his brother is “a completely different guy.” This time for good, supposedly. Speaking to Access Hollywood , Estevez says Sheen has his “voice back.” The former Young Guns star credits a couple projects in the works for helping Charlie regain his “focus.” “He’s on a new show [ Anger Management ] and he’s gonna be roasted by Comedy Central – which I think is going to be hysterical,” Estevez says. “I think that he’s really got it together. And he’s very excited about the crew of the show he’s putting together.” [Photos: WENN.com]

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Charlie Sheen: A Changed Man?

With the exception of dodging some flying objects over the weekend, Charlie Sheen has remained relatively quiet over the last few weeks. Heck, he’s even made peace with Brooke Mueller . It may be confusing to those of us used to the actor’s Warlock ways, but Emilio Estevez says his brother is “a completely different guy.” This time for good, supposedly. Speaking to Access Hollywood , Estevez says Sheen has his “voice back.” The former Young Guns star credits a couple projects in the works for helping Charlie regain his “focus.” “He’s on a new show [ Anger Management ] and he’s gonna be roasted by Comedy Central – which I think is going to be hysterical,” Estevez says. “I think that he’s really got it together. And he’s very excited about the crew of the show he’s putting together.” [Photos: WENN.com]

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Allen Iverson to Cops: Do You Know Who I AM?!

File this under News You Didn’t Expect When You Got Up This Morning But Still Aren’t Shocked By At ALL: Allen Iverson went OFF on the cops last week! After a car belonging to him was pulled over for a traffic violation last week, the former NBA star told the officer, “Take the vehicle, I have 10 more.” Iverson was a passenger in the grey Lamborghini spied by an Atlanta officer changing lanes without signaling about 6 p.m. March 30, CNN reports . The driver, Antwuan Clisby, couldn’t produce any documentation for the vehicle, then told the officer Iverson needed to leave the car to eat dinner. The officer said no one was leaving until the investigation was done. Iverson became “irate” at that notion, proclaiming, “I’m the (expletive) passenger.” The officer radioed for backup, and a second unit arrived. Clisby and Iverson exited the car, and A.I. kept cursing at the officer, who informed him of his expired tags and that the car would be towed. “Take it, I have 10 more,” Iverson said. “Police don’t have anything else (expletive) to do except (expletive) with me … Do you know who I am?” The officer wrote in his report that he was just getting started: “For the next 20 minutes, Mr. Iverson went on and on about who he was.” “I stated, ‘It really doesn’t matter who you are. You tried to conceal your vehicle with a fake drive-out tag due to you not paying for your tags.'” Iverson then said, “I make more money than you will in 10 years.” Clisby then asked, “Would you want to pay $10,000 for a tag?” To his credit, Iverson later “came back and apologized for disrespecting the police,” the report said. “He stated he was just upset about his car.” Clisby was cited for not signaling and for the expired tag. Bet the fee to get the ride out of the city tow lot was under $10K though. Just saying.

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Goin’ For Two: Peyton Manning, Wife Ashley Welcome Twins!

Peyton Manning and his beautiful wife, Ashley Manning, just became the proud new parents of twins – a boy and a girl – according to reports! The 35-year-old quarterback welcomed son Marshall Williams Manning and daughter Mosley Thompson Manning on March 31 in Indianapolis. The pair kept the pregnancy under wraps, as both are extremely private, but a source confirms : “It is true, and it is very happy news for them.” The newborn twins are the Mannings’ first children . Peyton’s younger brother, New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, and his wife Abby welcomed a daughter, Ava Frances Manning, just 10 days earlier. The elder Manning, a surefire Hall-of-Famer, has dominated the NFL gridiron for more than a decade. He’s been married to Ashley for over 10 years, too. Congratulations to the happy family, and we eagerly await Marshall’s first start at Tennessee in the fall of 2029, with his NFL debut set for around 2033.

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Jay Mohr to Spoof Charlie Sheen on Law & Order

Charlie Sheen and his #winning ways are coming to a city near you. And also to Law & Order: Criminal Intent , when Jay Mohr channels the warlock. According to Deadline, a classic ripped-from-the-headlines episode later this season will star Mohr as a Hollywood celebrity and bad boy, Nyle Brite. A “rock star” whose every creation turns to gold, Nyle’s penchant for cocaine binges and call girls only boosts his career and “lovable rogue” image: Sounds eerily familiar … Eh, we can see Jay Mohr as a poor man’s Charlie Sheen . Basically, look for Law & Order ‘s case of the week to be a hotel room bender ending with porn star the locked in closet, only Capri Anderson dies. Sounds like a solid episode to us. In other Jay Mohr news, he’s a trending topic on Twitter now. We thought April Fools Day was last Friday …

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Jay Mohr to Spoof Charlie Sheen on Law & Order

Charlie Sheen and his #winning ways are coming to a city near you. And also to Law & Order: Criminal Intent , when Jay Mohr channels the warlock. According to Deadline, a classic ripped-from-the-headlines episode later this season will star Mohr as a Hollywood celebrity and bad boy, Nyle Brite. A “rock star” whose every creation turns to gold, Nyle’s penchant for cocaine binges and call girls only boosts his career and “lovable rogue” image: Sounds eerily familiar … Eh, we can see Jay Mohr as a poor man’s Charlie Sheen . Basically, look for Law & Order ‘s case of the week to be a hotel room bender ending with porn star the locked in closet, only Capri Anderson dies. Sounds like a solid episode to us. In other Jay Mohr news, he’s a trending topic on Twitter now. We thought April Fools Day was last Friday …

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Chicago and Detroit: On Vatican Assassin Alert…

Consider yourselves on high Vatican assassin/warlock alert, good people of the Midwest. Charlie Sheen has announced a pair of live shows for April 2 and 3 in Detroit and Chicago, respectively. Says the actor of these performances: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me. Tickets are on sale now. Purchase them and learn a few winning recipes from the master. [Photo: WENN.com]

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The clever guys behind Auto-Tune the News and the Bed Intruder Song have just released their newest hit — a song made from and for Charlie “The Warlock” Sheen! Pretty catchy and HIGHlarious! Ch-ch-check out the video above! With all of the things Sheen is claiming and wanting to do (from his Ustream show to going on tour), Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : PerezHilton.com Discovery Date : 08/03/2011 23:10 Number of articles : 3

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