Charlie Sheen no longer wants to be associated with strippers. Unless he’s personally associating with them, that is. The actor is threatening legal action against a Times Square gentlemen’s club named Cheetahs because it has set up a VIP room named after the warlock himself. What can one do inside the “Charlie Sheen Room? Eat sushi of nearly-naked women, of course, while staring at photos on the wall of the former Two and a Half Men star. “Charlie has nothing to do with this and it is unfortunate that these despicable parasites have not been exterminated,” Sheen’s rep, Larry Solters, tells E! News in the sort of language that makes us miss Sheen’s Korner . Sam Zherka, president of the parent company that owns Cheetahs, told The New York Post that the roomed was christened a year ago because: “We figured it would be comical to name a room after him. It was a room where you could dine on sushi served on cellophane on the body of one of our entertainers, not where you do crack.” Still, Zherka has received a cease-and-desist letter from Sheen’s attorney and has complied with the demand to remove Sheen’s name from the joint. He just doesn’t understand why. “How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation?” Zherka asks.
The pastor’s family that Casey Anthony hid with after her shocking murder trial acquittal last year left a scathing voicemail for her this January. Pastor Steve Camp and his wife Cindy run the Cross Church of Palm City where Casey was rumored to be hiding out after her release from jail. In the voicemail, Cindy voices heartbreaking betrayal and urges Casey Anthony her not to deal with powerhouse attorney Jose Baez any longer. She also calls her out for being selfish and self-centered. Cindy Camp lambasts Baez for taking advantage of their family and Casey, then goes OFF on the 26-year-old’s recent behavior, with few specifics. The voicemail was left in January 2012, just days after bizarre the Casey Anthony diary video showing off her “new life” somehow leaked online. That same week, Baez called it quits , opting to no longer represent the accused child murderer. It’s unclear why the two decided to part ways. Here is the voicemail transcribed and obtained by Radar Online: It is Friday night. I just listened to your conversation with Steve when you hung up on him. I want you to know something. You are dealing with the wrong person when you’re dealing with Jose. He is the one that gives us up. This is no longer about you. I’ve had media parked out front at the end of my driveway for the last 48 hours. People are protesting, they’re throwing rocks, they’re coming up to the door, some guys are leaving you notes and love letters. This is not about you. This is about our church, this is about my family. My daughter’s picture has been on the Internet and Steve hasn’t said a word. Not one word. People are writing the most vile, repulsive things to him via e-mail and Twitter and Facebook and it’s just disgusting and he has not said a word. You are siding with the wrong person. Jose is going to do you wrong. He’s already done you wrong. He’s sold us out and we know it for a fact. I don’t care if you don’t want to hear it, that is a fact. You have a church here, you have people that care about you and have protected you. We haven’t said a word, until, all of a sudden, it would be good to know that you were just going to up and leave four days ago, we could have made a very simple statement and avoided all of this hassle. But this is unbelievable to me and I think you need to rethink and seriously pray about what you’re doing. This has nothing to do with you down in your undisclosed location, it’s right here hot in my yard, and we are still sticking up for you. I just want you to know that because we love you and we’ve cared for you. And that is not going to change. We will still protect you. But this is just…don’t you ever hang up on my husband again. He has been the truest strength you’ve ever had and the kids are just going to be heartbroken. I don’t know what you’re doing. I can’t believe it. For once get outside your own head and think of someone else. Think of this family…they deserve thanks, thanks for having my back here, I’m sorry you have to go through this…nothing! It’s just all about you! What is wrong with you?! Really? Anyway, that’s all I have to say so I guess we’ll hear from you or something, I hope. Anyway, I do love you. I want you to think seriously about what you’re doing, not just for you, but for all involved. Thank you. Goodnight .
Levi Johnston turns 22 years old today. For a brief synopsis of Levi’s short time on this planet, let’s turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write: “He first received media attention in August 2008 upon Sarah Palin’s announcement that her daughter Bristol was five months pregnant and that Johnston was the father. Wedding plans were scrapped when the pair broke off their engagement in March 2009.”
