XO artist Belly drops in for the occasional freestyle with the LA Leakers every year or so. Are you feeling what he’s saying this time around?? Scott Dudelson/Getty Images
NurPhoto/Getty Chuck E. Cheese Patron Accidentally Shoots Himself We’re used to hearing about fist fights at Chuck E. Cheese, but the supposedly family friendly franchise—”where a kid can be a kid,” eat pizza, and play games—took child endangerment to new levels over the weekend. If the occasional beat down wasn’t enough to make you think twice about taking your chil’ren to the establishment, this latest story will definitely do it. A 22-year-old Tacoma, Washington patron needed to be hospitalized after he accidentally shot himself in the leg while inside the restaurant, causing both children and adults to panic, NY Post reports. Why he had a gun at Chuck E. Cheese of all places? No one knows. One father who was at the restaurant for a birthday party when the shot rang off said, “A bunch of people started running down towards the end and then they said somebody has a gun, so everybody starts running.” The restaurant was evacuated after the shot was fired and no other patrons suffered injuries, according to the site. As for the the young man who hurt himself, NY Post states: “The 22-year-old man was rushed to the hospital following the incident. He is expected to make a full recovery. Police added that the man brought his concealed-carry firearm into the restaurant legally, KOMO reported, but parents expressed outrage he took his gun inside the establishment in the first place, as it caters largely to children. A representative for Chuck E. Cheese was not immediately available for comment.” Hopefully, Chuck E. Cheese has a plan to increase security and ensure weapons are never brought onto the premises. It’s great that no one’s child was hurt, but the kids shouldn’t have been exposed to the firearm in the first place. Click here for more first-hand accounts of what happened and chime in with your thoughts.
In insignificant rich kid fame whore who thinks she’s famous because she gets the occasional instagram model job thanks to her millions of followers, which kind of does make her famous for this generation, since social media is the only thing they really look at…but to people who prefer fame to come from a sleeping your way to the top, not hanging out with the Jenners thanks to your dad being some LA loser celebrity who probably made a lot of money, despite not mattering in the world, he mattered enough to get her the right friends, PR Team, to monetize her as best he could…to keep her busy at all the exclusive events….and to get her that following to make her forget that he wasn’t ever there for her when she was growing up….he was too into the LA drinking and cocaine before finding Jesus….a Jesus who I’m sure wouldn’t approve of these shorts…but I approve of these shorts…I think there’s something moderately hot about her and it isn’t that Bieber fucked her when she was underage and likely not very pure…or maybe it is….ultimately…who cares…she doesn’t deserve this much attention, analysis, make her be forgotten, and fallen off the map…so that she really starts putting a little more effort in, rather than just expect it to all fall into her cunt because she was born into it. All this to say, I like the shorts the kids are wearing these days…they are good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rihanna Spotted At Airport Security Check Rihanna has made waves on the internets with her extra thickiness over the last month or so. However, the Bajan beauty had been mostly keeping those curves under wraps with her oversized outfits, long sleeves, and spacious jeans. But that switched up over the weekend when she had to hop a flight out of LA. The sexy songstress was spotted getting ready to take a trip… …and inadvertently set it all out in some Juicy sweats while flying out of LAX over the weekend: Alright then, Rih! Hit the flip for more of Rihanna’s thick-thighed glo-up. WENN
Investigation Launched Into Strippers At South African Prison Looks like the corrections system is a LOT different overseas. For one, it seems they get the occasional perks …like shake-dancers on the yard, for instance. Photos have gone viral depicting several prisoners in a South African prison getting booty butt cheeks rubbed all over them while having recess. Thing is, the correctional facility in question apparently holds some of the worst offenders and most hardened criminals in South Africa. James Smalberger, the national commissioner of the Department of Correctional Services, admitted that the inmates do indeed get a celebration around this time of year…but professional booty-clappers were NOT a part of the agreement. Via CNN : “The pictures taken were of an event hosted in line with June Youth Month celebrations on the 21st of June, but the form of entertainment as depicted on social media was not approved and not in line with Correctional Services policies and procedures.” He assured that a full investigation was underway to figure out just whose bright idea it was to let the ladies deal dances on the prison yard. Wow, this prison is lax. Not only do they get dances, but clear enough cameras to document it and social media access to spread the news… Creative Commons
As much as beards have got a bad reputation of being hipster, or lumberjack chic, or whatever, I am a firm believer, as someone who hasn’t shaved in the last decade, that they are also a great representation of how much you don’t give a fuck…if you know any reclusive people, myself included, you’ll know that they all have ratty fucking beards…because along with not showering, buying clothes, fitness or really anything else, shaving isn’t on the list of todos…so beards…as often as they are cheesy or lame…are wonderful….and I wouldn’t shave mine off…it’s like my sixth sense, my superpower that gives me extra sensitivity, my place to get soaked when a girl rides my face, you know…because some girls, not just SANTA fetishists love the beard….and I love telling them to braid their pubic hair into my face… NOW…I have never oiled my beard, besides the occasional hooker juices or burger grease, but the good people at LOVELYBEARDS sent me a package and not only did I oil my beard…I used my newly coiffed beard to seduce a girl into a hotel room to pose with their products….as a thank you to them…because apparently…beards get booty….but a oiled beard gets better quality booty…right…RIGHT.. SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW The post LovelyBeards Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rachel Cook is some Instagram model with a large following. She pretty much has photographers take pictures of her. Not sure what her revenue stream is other than being hot, finding a rich boyfriend and the occasional coffee scrub campaign. Whatever it is, I can’t afford it sadly. My love is just not worth anything.
Leave it to Stevie J to put family first. The VH1 reality star spent more of the past several months slamming the living heck out of Joseline Hernandez. He filed legal documents that questioned Joseline's sanity . He accused her of taking drugs while pregnant. He denied being the father of her impending child. But then Hernandez went ahead and gave birth to a girl named Bonnie Bella and, to his credit, Stevie J has apparently come to realize what's important. Stopped in a parking lot this week by TMZ, Stevie J shrugged off his many conflicts with his occasional ex-lover, saying he and Joseline were “homies first before the love thing.” He thinks they need to now “come together” and “be the best parents” they can be. What about all those court documents and requests? What about the ankle monitor he still must wear? What about all the times he railed against Joseline as a terrible person and dangerous mother? Watch below to see what Stevie J now has to say regarding all these topics… and more!
Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works…. I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amber Rose’s Thickest Moments Amber Rose is 33 years old today. Already. It seems like just yesterday she was a fine a$$ unknown dating Kanye West. Now she’s got her own empire and making money on her own. While also posting the occasional pic like this… Or this… So as we celebrate her birthday, let’s recall her thickest moments.