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LovelyBeards Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day

As much as beards have got a bad reputation of being hipster, or lumberjack chic, or whatever, I am a firm believer, as someone who hasn’t shaved in the last decade, that they are also a great representation of how much you don’t give a fuck…if you know any reclusive people, myself included, you’ll know that they all have ratty fucking beards…because along with not showering, buying clothes, fitness or really anything else, shaving isn’t on the list of todos…so beards…as often as they are cheesy or lame…are wonderful….and I wouldn’t shave mine off…it’s like my sixth sense, my superpower that gives me extra sensitivity, my place to get soaked when a girl rides my face, you know…because some girls, not just SANTA fetishists love the beard….and I love telling them to braid their pubic hair into my face… NOW…I have never oiled my beard, besides the occasional hooker juices or burger grease, but the good people at LOVELYBEARDS sent me a package and not only did I oil my beard…I used my newly coiffed beard to seduce a girl into a hotel room to pose with their products….as a thank you to them…because apparently…beards get booty….but a oiled beard gets better quality booty…right…RIGHT.. SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW The post LovelyBeards Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day

Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior… It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over… Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids… The post Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Labared-ass Does Harley Quinn

Here’s something I guarantee you nerds out there will enjoy: according to my sources, Portuguese hottie Paula Labaredas is dressed up as Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad in these shots. I don’t know much about comics, but I assume her superpower is the ability to light my entire pants region on fire through a computer screen. Anyway, supposedly Paula’s shooting some music video, which I look forward to watching on mute when it comes out, with my face pressed up against the screen and an ice pack down my sweatpants. Can’t wait! » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day

The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit… Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero…. Thanks for being on this journey with me… To See the Rest of the Pics

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Sara Jean Underwood Dressed like a Superhero for Nerd-Tention of the Day

I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero…. I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY … All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower… FOLLOW ME

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Toy Story 3 Helps Disney Break Box Office Records

Hope you’re a Disney stockholder. Later today Toy Story 3 will become the first animated film to hit $1 billion in worldwide grosses, meaning Disney is the first studio to ever have two $1 billion blockbusters in the same year. (The other film? The Sorcerer’s Apprentice . No, just kidding: It was Alice in Wonderland .) Guess this proves Russia isn’t the superpower it once was , eh guys? [ Deadline ]

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They Just Found $1 Trillion in Afghanistan

Afghanistan was thought to be a hardscrabble wasteland good for producing little more than opium, that is until a gang of American geologists working from old Soviet maps uncovered a variety of mineral deposits thought to be rich enough to radically alter our whole concept of Afghanistan and the war to control it. New York Times: The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, far beyond any previously known reserves and enough to fundamentally alter the Afghan economy and perhaps the Afghan war itself, according to senior American government officials. The previously unknown deposits — including huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals like lithium — are so big and include so many minerals that are essential to modern industry that Afghanistan could eventually be transformed into one of the most important mining centers in the world, the United States officials believe. Read more Related Entries June 13, 2010 Stealth Superpower: How Turkey Is Chasing China in Bid to Become the Next Big Thing June 13, 2010 Obama Wants $50 Billion For Teachers, Cops and Firemen

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‘Stretch Armstrong’ Writer ‘Gets’ Taylor Lautner Obsession

‘That is one good-looking man,’ Nicholas Stoller tells MTV News of ‘Eclipse’ star. By Josh Wigler Taylor Lautner Photo: Cohen/ WireImage Although he’s currently best known for playing hunky werewolf Jacob Black in “The Twilight Saga,” Taylor Lautner is about to stretch his acting chops significantly with an all-new action franchise. “Stretch Armstrong,” based on the action figure property from Hasbro, follows a special agent who suddenly finds himself with the superpower ability to extend his body beyond normal human limitations. “Get Him to the Greek” writer and director Nicholas Stoller is currently writing the superhero film’s screenplay, but he admitted to MTV News that he has found himself a bit distracted lately. Distracted by what, you ask? None other than Lautner himself! “I had my first meeting with him, and let me tell you: That dude is handsome,” Stoller confessed. “That is one good-looking man. Like, he is — I get it. I get it!” Pressed for further details on his first impressions of Lautner, Stoller said he hasn’t met anyone else in Hollywood who can attract a crowd quite like the “Twilight” sensation does. “At this point in my career, obviously you spend a lot of time with celebrities,” he said. “I’ve never seen more people approach someone [famous]. So many people come up to him, every age and a lot of French people.” Stoller also admitted that while he hasn’t seen Lautner without his shirt on , he certainly wouldn’t mind getting a firsthand look at the actor’s shirtless physique. “I’m not even going to do the whole ‘I’m not gay’ type of thing,” Stoller laughed. “Anyone, it doesn’t matter who you are, would want to see that!” Are you excited to see Taylor as Stretch Armstrong? Or will he always be Jacob Black to you? Share your thoughts in the comments! For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Artists Taylor Lautner

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