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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Engagement Shames Canada of the Day

I don’t know if Americans know anything abou Avril Lavigne or Nickelback, I generally don’t know how these things work, but I do know that in Canada, we are regulated, since this is some communinist socialist party shit, so all radio stations need to play 25% Canadian music….by law….now we don’t have that much Canadian music to cover 25% of time, and what ends up happening is Avril Lavigne shit and Nickelback shit pollutes our airwaves, raping our ears like this was a college party, only far more abusive…..making it easy to hate anything either Avril Lavigne or Nickelback are part of…especially their marriage…and the only hope I have for this horrible union…is that they die on their honeymoon, or in a housefire cuz they will both be in the same place at the same time…. I mean it feels like it was just last week that she got with Sum 41 tranny, and just yesterday she was with Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…her pussy has very limited quality control….and I guess going back to a Canadian, who I assume has the same producers and management as her, since the music scene here has 4 or 5 stars….so it made sticking his dick in her, since he’s known her since she was 12 and since she still dresses like she’s 12 easier…. I think this has more to do with trying to keep both relevant, but I know that both are the fucking worst so together, as one force united, only bad things can happen…..like babies…she must be pregnant…oh god…better start stabbing yourself in the ears to prepare for it now… What a joke…..a horrible….fucking joke….not that I think she’s hot and I’m bummed about it…but cuz his voice..his songs…everything about him makes me wish he was fucking dead and makes me hate any human, especially one that lets him in her vagina or respects him for it….True fucking story.

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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Engagement Shames Canada of the Day

Katy Perry’s Saggy Tits Do a Movie Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment… I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

Fish Hotel

It’s a hotel for fish.

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Fish Hotel